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Another Yakkkt Drowned - Glory to the Joint Dictatorship of the Proletariat of Oppressed Mammalia!! attack-orca pog-dolphin elephant-pog

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ultra based sicko-orca

What are the chances that the "global community" is going to suddenly view Orcas like we viewed Bison and go on an intentional extermination spree?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could see vigilante boaters going on whaling sprees

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

there's already footage of boaters shooting at them

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Unlimited orca attacks upon boaters!!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The company said it is working to ensure its upcoming trips to the Canary Islands go on without a hitch.

they're gonna shoot the orcas

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One theory among researchers is they're just playing around.

it's just a joke, can't anyone take a joke anymore?

Other researchers say it may be that the whales like the feel of the rudder.

lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's a prank bro!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Gonna need harpoons cause guns ain't gonna do shit.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Fuck yeah another slammer

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Arm the orcas

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

uncritical support kim-salute

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Slay queen!

A polish yacht no less, in my eyes, the orca is God's punishment for these landlocked poles, thinking they can go over water

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

well landlocked on most sides anyway

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

most countries are like that though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And that's why its the best

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

average American knowledge of European geography

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

we are so back rat-salute

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

An orca has done more praxis than me...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Posadas was wrong, dolphins aren't our comrades, orcas are. zoidberg saluting 1

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Orcas are actually dolphins

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Dolphins, orcas, and beluga whales all serve in Starfleet cetacean ops

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

:red-fist: :red-fin:

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

:sicko-orca: yes-hahaha-yes-1yes-hahaha-yes-2

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Sinking yachts is kool

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

good try, orcas. Keep it up, you'll get em next time!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
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