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[-] Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world 4 points 33 minutes ago

there arent any aliens visiting earth. this is another fucking trump scam / distraction / bullshit opportunity. somehow he can make it ultimately about trashing the democrats, or just distracting people from his crimes and economic destruction.

[-] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Just so that you know, if I spot an UFO, i will maks sure to keep it to myself. I respect privacy of people and otherwodly beings alike.

[-] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 41 minutes ago

Auto up vote for using "an" correctly.

[-] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

extremely interesting

Just say "distracting" we all know that's what you mean

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 points 49 minutes ago

Aliens are the one powerful group not fucking children in the Epstein files at this point

[-] Twongo@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 hour ago

nice distraction. even if aliens were real they probably probed less asses without consent than Donny T and Jeffy E.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Makes me think the worst of what we've heard is not only true, but far from the worst.

[-] anise@quokk.au 1 points 43 minutes ago

I'm sure the MIC is going to be very happy with all of their new tech being made public

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 48 minutes ago

I don't believe it until they AT LEAST septuple down

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago

So are we going to be able to visit Area 51 now? What are we actually going to find; Epstein's hideout? You know, I don't think he's dead. Trumpet probably rescued him. But, that is thoughts from a crazy coworker that's also a crackhead, so I don't think he's very trustworthy.

[-] limelight79@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

This just cracks me up. Dude cannot stand any spotlight at ALL on Obama.

His ego just can't take it. Obama said something that makes the news? Rest assured Trump will top that!

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 59 minutes ago

Obama: "I'm giving free healthcare to those who need it!"

Trumpet: "Be quiet piggy"

[-] Wilco@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 hours ago

If you told me when I was a kid that the president of the US was going to drop info on aliens and no one would care ... I would have said you were insane. Really, I dont care ... lets see those Epstein files and get some arrests.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 hours ago

Are the Aliens going to help me get rid of the Rich corrupt people? No? Then I don't care about them.

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

The president of the US also said that tariffs are paid by the seller

So, you know, not a high credibility

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Get the arrests in and then release the alien files as a treat for doing a good job with the arrests

[-] Wilco@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 minute ago

I like this idea! OK, we have 70% of the Republican party and 30% of the Democratic party under arrest for sex trafficking children or covering it up ... here is some news on this crazy alien spacecraft we found with a bunch of frozen aliens inside. Funny story, they had been in a secret since before World War 2 and were only discovered because ICE was trying to deport them so they could reach quota.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

C'mon powerful money pedo's. Enough is enough. Let's mea culpa this crap and wipe this ludicrous stain from our collective world history and move on to better days ahead. This dark shit should stop immediately. All it takes is one domino. Come clean. Even though you will feel shame and self loathing (if you have even a trace of a soul) you will almost certainly feel somewhat cleaner for confessing. Meet this shit head on and let's get passed it. For once in your life do the right thing.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

At least if they release the alien pictures we'll have confirmation that aliens aren't pedophiles.

[-] webp@mander.xyz 15 points 4 hours ago

When the extraterrestrials are less illegal than the human beings

[-] gergolippai@lemmy.world 22 points 5 hours ago

these are not the files we are looking for....

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 4 hours ago

Even the aliens have been to the Epstein Islands.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 59 points 7 hours ago

Plot-twist: he's in the alien files too and it's super fucking bad

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago

He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago

Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Even they wouldn't want him.

[-] dellish@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can't help himself!

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

The aliens took him to epstein's island.

[-] Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc 6 points 4 hours ago

Storm the DOJ to see them pedophiles.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Hes trying to buy more time for more redactions

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