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First person to type paragraphs on how the only real left-wingers are people just as left-wing as they are gets an e-cookie!

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[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 70 points 2 months ago

lol it's simple we blow up the trolley

[-] tocopherol@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is going to be a dope album cover

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 68 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If i was a liberal who'd come out as pro-genocide and still eaten shit barely more than a year ago, I would simply shut the fuck up forever and hope people would eventually forget about it, but I guess the cocktail of "sanctimonious" and "has a humiliation fetish" these people enjoy is really potent.

[-] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago

The best way to address these losers is to say "Yes the pro-palestine purity leftists made you lose and we'll do it again. Republicans will win forever unless you cede to our demands of ending the genocide"

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Yeah I really don't know what the fuck is wrong with them, then again these same worms are trying to twist the narrative to turn the Epstein files into Russiagate 2 and make it all about Putin and not the establishment democrats who are infinitely closer to Epstein

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 58 points 2 months ago

The height of liberal thought: imagine a false dichotomy.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

Extremely telling that even after all this they're still not mad about their team committing genocide.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You'd think they'd have figured out at some point in the last god knows how many years to reserve some of their spite for their own party that continues to spit on their faces any time they ask for something better

Maybe if liberal politicians wanted my vote, they should be less trash

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago

But what is the trolley in this equation? It’s presenting this force of oppression as if it’s a runaway phenomenon with no agency when it’s quite clearly the opposite.

[-] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Capitalism kind of is an algorithm of oppression operating on its own. Replace those on top with new people and it would function identically because it has no moral character. It merely has inputs (us, our dignity, our time, our labor, the finite resources of our world) and outputs (profits, exploitation and pollution), like a machine. Nobody is at the wheel, the direction is determined by short term profits.

Capital is dead labor, that, vampire-like, only lives by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks

[-] spectre@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

The Left position is to out the brakes on the train, do your basic maintenance you fools! That's what got us here!

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago
[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Democrats lose their shit when you blame the loss of Black Lives Matter on them

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

It's so dumb, Ferguson was well within Obama administration

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[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

The only good w*rlder:

The last time this was posted, it was PugJesus, and he barely agreed to my live example of Imran Khan.

And as a Pakistani, go fuck yourself. My democratically elected leader is in a jail going blind because American imperialism is universal amongst both parties, and Biden signed off on his removal without a second thought.

Even more insult to injury, Imran Khan won his election against a corrupt, voter fraud heavy, and FPTP system as a 3rd party that upset the duopoly after 70+ years.

Twice. Second time while he was in jail.

So now all that manure you people scream about RCV for 3rd parties in the US is laid barren as propaganda from the DNC & RNC to convince you never to vote independent or 3rd party.

Despite the fact the DNC was caught rigging their own primaries to ensure Bernie, a populist independent, would never win.

Twice.

Edit: Remove that Pakistani flag out of this shit excuse for a shill meme

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

.worlder has thoughts

You could have fooled me.

How the fuck can these people keep reposting this meme for years and not realize that making arguments on a timescale of one single election is ridiculous? Let's say you go D and accept Palestinians being slaughtered with a cutesy shrug, does that mean we are past the problem? No, obviously not, but the Dems will have more people to slaughter and you need to just accept it and always support them and derail criticism of them with this bullshit. We see right now the Dems moving further and further right on immigration, trans issues, etc. These worthless fuckers are literally just arguing for being boiled more slowly rather than have a chance of surviving.

Also equivocating between the genocide in Palestine and most of these issues is disgusting, but they don't view third worlders as human so I don't think there's anything to be done there. I'm curious where they'd put the Cuban flag if they could be bothered to include it. Could they say with a straight face that the Dems will definitely stop it?

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

How many fucking elections can these twerps lose before they realize "but the democrats suck less" is a shit way to get people to vote? Two years before they even have a candidate and they are telling us it's our duty to eat shit. Fuck off.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

It's especially odd cause Obama did pretty well by at least lying about fixing problems.

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Why would they promise anything anymore? Demand nothing, expect nothing. We don't have that luxury when fascism is one election away. We just need to make sure win every election forever, which is a very reasonable and realistic expectation.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

They don't need to win, they need a way of avoiding blaming the politicians they support, which they can accomplish by blaming teh tankies.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"You have to vote for my candidate or they won't win. You may have another candidate you'd want to vote for, but I wont vote for them, so they wont win, which makes them unfeasible. You have to be realistic and vote for my candidate, which is the only realistic option! Your candidate is unelectable because I wont vote for them so you have to vote for my candidate or they wont win which is why you can't vote for your candidate" and on and on and on

Somehow "the dems wont win unless you vote for them" is an argument for the dems while "the psl wont win because everyone is voting for the dems" is not an argument for the psl.

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[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

These people would still vote for Hitler and say the holocaust is just a single issue voter problem

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Should also have a track leading away with "Thälmann" sign.

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

"It's ok if they come for the communists though, since I'm not one."

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My real answer to this is always simple: if Bernie people had refused to vote for Hillary in 2016, instead of capitulating and teaching the DNC that they could demand votes for nothing, would they have dared fuck him over again to run Biden in 2020?

If nominal leftists had stood firm and refused to vote for Biden in 2020, instead of capitulating and teaching the DNC that they could demand absolutely anything without fear of reprisal, would they have been bold enough to demand we vote for genocide in 2024?

Now that so many have capitulated and voted for genocide, teaching the DNC that they have absolutely no consequences to fear from telling voters to go fuck themselves, what reason do they have to consider "progressive" opinion ever again?

Civil rights, workers rights, slavery abolition: these things were not given by benevolent overlords as reward for obedient behavior. They were taken as concessions by a ruling class scared of the alternative.

What fear does preemptive compliance instill? None. So what use is it in extracting concessions from a hostile party? None. You don't stop an oppressor by indulging them, you do it by terrifying them and demonstrating power.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Why do you think that Biden loosing would have taught the DNC something when Hillary and Kamala loosing didn't?

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I don't, all of this presupposes a democratic party not inimically hostile to leftists, but liberals are mostly not ready for that conversation so this answer is my way of getting them to think about power and leverage.

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[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, as Sun Tzu said "do not learn from your mistakes."

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Because Hitler definitely got into power because he won a democratic election, right?

lmao

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I got that person good but they removed the post ggs

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

If I had editing skills I'd erase the other track, slap the lib sign to the other side of the main murder track, and slap a little sign that says [D = 🐌] and [R = 🐇 ] next to the lever.

Then title it xXAmericaXx or something churlish

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Idk if it'd be worth the effort, there are libs in that thread arguing that slow genocide is still better than fast genocide.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

mmm yers, death by starvation, illness, exposure, and so forth are so much better than being bombed or shot. No, ignore the fact that the end result is the same, whats important is that our horse blinders and ear plugs are protecting us from whatever our bluemaga overlords don't want us to see

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Telling these people that as a non American i dont see any significant difference between the two is always met with patronizing bullshit that if you LIVED here then you'd know the difference and that anyone that doesnt live there shouldn't have an opinion as if the foreign policy of the most powerful military in the world doesnt matter. Also im Canadian and American politics effect us enough it gets more news coverage than our own government

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

I wanted to bait some people in the thread by telling them I voted for Claudia de la Cruz and prompt them to scold me, just for me to tell them that in Puerto Rico our vote was purely symbolic and their country is still a colonialist hellhole, but the post was removed sicko-wistful

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Dealing with people like his is just frustrating in the end. IRL people are essy pickin

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Just lie and say you live in California where the Democratic candidate would win anyways. They really don't have an answer for that.

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[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 months ago

Booooo would mods boo

Removed Post I heard we're doing leftist infighting just in time for the election again, oh joy! reason: gonna nip this to prevent all the fuckin reports. please don't do this to us

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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

I got a lib to reveal they thought Hitler got in power because people didn't vote against him. I got another lib to say that my criticisms were good but they wanted an actionable plan, to which I responded with links to What is to be Done and State and Revolution. I was otherwise just running laps in that thread...

All that dunking will be lost like tears in the rain.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

I mean, it would probably be good to have a short pitch ready instead of multiple books, just from a rhetorical perspective.

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

just in time for the election again

Which fucking election? The primaries haven't even started

[-] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Lucky for libs the "just in time for an election" timeframe is about 2 yrs. Damn if only the good ol America didn't have elections ~2yrs. Then we would definitely do something

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 months ago

Idk but there's so many in world threads going on about anything critical of dems is just Russian bots, even if from main stream media

[-] thlibos 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I feel like this meme would be more accurate if the trolley were moving slow enough that additional track could be laid to connect up the bottom track so that all three were on the switch. Meanwhile, everyone standing around the track and in the trolley is screaming at the person next to the lever "there is NO time to hook up any more tracks! You must hurray and pull the lever now!"

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago

.worlder has thoughts

Now that's news to me, I wouldn't imagine they're cohesive thoughts of any real value. Shitlibs tend to shut of their brains and blindly follow whatever corporate democrat the DNC appoints.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

I may have left like 30 comments in that thread by now.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago
[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

The mods removed the post because I was posting too hard. I was styling on them.

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