i thought panicking was like 80% of the reactionary brand.

• porch thievery syndicates
• home invasion fantasies
• going downtown
• bathroom policing
• MS13 tattoos
• the knock out game
• shakira law
• rainbow stickers
• twerking youth gangs

you can't take panic away from these people. it's all they have left.

if there's no reason to panic, there's no reason to flood the streets with armed, masked paramilitaries to disappear "the bad guys" or to pay Kid Cock to put on alternative halftime shows for hundreds of monolingual losers.

My "Don't be a Panican" press release has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my press release.

I don't think I've ever read a sentence so on-the-nose dystopic as "new victories pour in daily". I think a Warhammer writer would get told to tone that one down

"New victories pour in daily"

Ok, who else thinks this really looks like Nazi propaganda?

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Panican has got to be one of trump’s lowest energy insults.

the greatest nation on Earth

measured how?

"a Panican"? Is everything an identity with these people?

Keep calm and carry on consuming

be a panican, not a panican't

did chatgpt write this lol

Don't be a Panican

Be an Amerixan

Still think a panican sounds like a tasty pastry

ChatGPT syntax

Don't be a panican, be a paniCAN'T!