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Is it an hexadecimal bear? A hexagonal bear? I am curious but I will also choose the funniest answer as the real one

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[-] shallot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Common misspelling, it’s actually exbe

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

I am also curious. What's a hexbear, and can I hug the bear?

[-] Bolshechick@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

Like the drug dealer

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago
[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 30 points 19 hours ago

check out this dope ass bear

[-] Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

dope, like a drug dealer?

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 10 points 18 hours ago

that's a nice bear, no doubt, but is it hex?

[-] booty@hexbear.net 16 points 18 hours ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

HexBear (HB) is a cryptocurrency created by venture capitalist "Dort_Owl" in 2020. As of 2026 the coin has a market value cap of two bags of doritos and a bicycle pump.

[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago

THE OWL IS BOURGEOIS?!?!?

[-] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 7 points 17 hours ago

What flavour are the Doritos?

Does the pump work?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 17 hours ago

I reached into the variety pack and pulled out sweet chili and cool ranch, lucky you.

The pump is half-broken.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

Which half?

[-] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 10 points 18 hours ago
[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago

Grindr notification sound

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 12 points 19 hours ago

it's a bear-warlock dual class, first it casts levitate on its enemies and then mauls them with its superior mass

[-] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 11 points 19 hours ago

Not much, what’s an hexbear with you?

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 9 points 19 hours ago

A hex-bear is a witch who is also a large hairy gay man

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 8 points 18 hours ago

A miserable pile of secrets

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 9 points 19 hours ago

if you still have to ask, you need to read more theory

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 7 points 18 hours ago

O' 'ave you got a loisence for 'at 'exbear?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 18 hours ago

did anyone say anything about any hexbear? what is this? where is this coming from? how did you even come up with this nonsense?

hexbears, help me, what is going on, this lemmitor is hallucinating!

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago

It is a bear shaped like a hex key and used to tighten or loosen cap screws.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

It is a HEXahedral BEARing. Yes, a cuboid shaped rolling component.

The Fediverse logo is a profile of a dodecahedron, but because Hexbear was a fork from Lemmy before federation was achieved, the picture still had 6 sides instead of 12.

Every attempt to add faces to the titular component has been dismissed as revisionism.

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

Every attempt to add faces to the titular component has been dismissed as revisionism.

Ahh, leftists. We'll call anything revisionism.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

Copyediting? You better believe that's revisionism; the misspellings of bouejoiesi will remain exactly as they are.

[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago

its bear that hex

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 3 points 17 hours ago

42 65 61 72

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 3 points 17 hours ago
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2026
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