Those are actually two massive testicles, sorry boob enjoyers, you've fallen for my funny prank
right below the north pole 😳
Jokes on you im gay
You're making me think my obsession with Mother Nature is Freudian... 
Mommy nature
It's taking all my orgone not to horny-post about the weather 
stay frosty
“It’s 4 pm sweetie, time for your daily hailstorm on your balls.”
"WLKY"
MILKY 
Stupid sexy snow fall.
It has... enhanced itself 
chomp chomp chomp gimme your lake superior im so horny for lake superior
The legend lives on from the neckline on down
Of the tig ol' big pair of cold biddys
Their owner, it is said, always gives great head
Whenever they're around in my city.
And then something about taking a load of iron and 26 men
And the mariners know that back home they'd not go
When they bust but she keeps on suckiiinnnnnn'
Mother Nature
now we know why trump is so interested in canada and greenland
Everything reminds me of him
Cool, I get to work outside in -30F temps for the next two days, not counting windchill
Feels like a Jack London novel x No Man's Sky freeze your ass extreme winter planet cross over. Windchill a nice -45 at best because fuck you. There was a point in time this winter I ran out of places to put snow for a long min, towering piles made me think of ice caves of Hoth, seems every day I'm shoveling.
you shovel sixteen tons and what do you get, not much other than cold and wet
AWOOOOGAAAA
Dang I googled it to make sure it was new and found a few articles circulating it. I got got by the boobsquad again
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Looks like quagsire to me
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
