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[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 123 points 2 weeks ago

That's what he does. He runs home when the cold comes.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 80 points 2 weeks ago

I still don't understand why people call him Ted...

His name is Raphael, and always was up until he needed to trick white supremacists into thinking he was white too

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 weeks ago
[-] normonator@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 weeks ago

Forget about that part. We got rid of him, he's your problem now.

[-] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

Aren't you people supposed to be nice?

The polite thing to do would be to pick up your own garbage and toss it yourself.

/s

[-] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

He self advertised as pure scum being and the americans from the south grabbed him like he was made of gold. You took it you keep it.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

You can't just dump your garbage over here. Dispose of it properly by yourself. Compost that shit.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Garbage moved of it's own accord. You guys fucked Beiber up, you get Fled.

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[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 74 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Is this that same Cruz who called to stop attacking pedofiles? The same one who went to Cancun? The one ended up working like a dog for a man who insulted his wife? Or is it the one who staged immigrants crossing the border?

That Cruz?

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah he also once ran for human president.

Cuck Cruz

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

As long as Texans are dumb enough to vote for this asshole again and again, he does not need to worry.

[-] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

And they are, which is so fucking frustrating. I will never not be salty about Colin Allred losing to him. I really thought they'd be irate over him fleeing Snowpocalypse and Texans actively dying INSIDE their homes in 2021.

But no, he won the fucking popular vote. Again.

Also, as someone who moved from Texas to Cali: Fuck off Fled Cruz we don't fucking want you or your ilk in this state.

Also, also, I find it extremely funny that he's leaving Texas ahead of the winter storm again, and I'm heading back to Texas tomorrow to surprise a friend for her birthday. I wish I wasnt living through Snowmaggeden 2: Electric Boogaloo to be quite honest.

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[-] Jango_Fettish@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

They actually think that though.

[-] tresspass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

There are plenty of Texans who vote left or can be persuaded to as well. I've learned recently that Texas politics are way more nuanced than I realized. The good Texans that want to work together should be invited into the coalition.

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 weeks ago

Sonofabitch.

Welp, good luck Texans.

Your grid is going down again.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes the yearly service interruptions brought to you by the superior free market.

What is wrong with a company spiking the price of electricity by 4,000%? Don't like it just switch to another company that will do the same thing. Choice is wonderful.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

You second college class in MacroEcon, or an AP Macro Econ course... generally goes over how cartels are bad, and the government tends to run utilities because if they don't, you get the exact situation that Texas has.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

The last time ~~hell~~ Texas froze over Centerpoint Energy decided to socialize their losses to all of their customers, including those not in Texas. I live in MN and I had to pay for their stupidity. And what other company? Lucky you getting a choice which company fucks you over.

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[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

And they'll reelect him next round too.

[-] human@slrpnk.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

Someone needs to check his house for abandoned dogs.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago

Kristi can deal with those.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago
[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

And he'll still get re-elected. He doesn't give a fuck about his supporters but they don't care. Being left for dead in the cold is still better than voting for a lib amirite?

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 weeks ago

Fled knows California is nice, because of the taxes.

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[-] lemonhead2@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

he doesn't have a private plane?

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Those planes are Effing expensive

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago

I can take solace in the fact that for all the selling out and boot licking this guy does, he still has to fly commercial.

[-] Rothe@piefed.social 14 points 2 weeks ago

It is always astounding how cheap they are willing to sell their souls and self-respect. But I guess it is so cheap because there was nothing there to begin with.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

~~He said he will be back before the storm... so he is going on a 24hr vacation out if the country? ~~

Edit: Oh I thought I read cancun somewhere

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

Last time I was there, Laguna Beach was very much inside of the US, ridiculous right wing rhetoric about California being "unamerican" aside.

That said, I'd trust 100% human Senator Ted Cruz to beat the 100m world record before I trust him to be telling the unvarnished truth.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Supposed to rain today in Laguna Beach which makes this even stupider

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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I was gonna say. Didn't he do this last time when everyone's water pipes froze and the power went out?

[-] KhantoBlackhand@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago

Yep Cancun Cruz loves to act like foreskin and disappears when things get hard. 

[-] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Wtf surprised he doesn't fly private

[-] rekabis@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

This. Hella surprised he’d risk muggle transport and be recognized and called out.

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[-] MunkyNutts@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Never heard of the Waffle House Index, I find it comical that the FEMA uses it, informally.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index

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[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly he did less harm as the Zodiac Killer.

[-] Zoabrown@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Patterns like this are why people notice optics so quickly—leadership moments tend to stand out most when things get tough

[-] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

He’s not on a chartered flight? I find that hard to believe.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 2 weeks ago

Twice is a coincidence, thrice is a pattern.

[-] bold_atlas@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And coach, at that. Makes me wonder if it's AI. But congresspeople aren't always lavish and rich outside of their day jobs, and we know that Cruz is a glutton for degradation.

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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Our overlords. The idle rich.

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[-] Mauriciobravo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly, patterns like this feel funny because they tap into shared experience—people notice routines and coincidences. Even if it’s tongue-in-cheek, it’s a reminder how we all look for signals when things feel uncertain.

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