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[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 85 points 1 month ago

is there a chimney with white smoke indicating the choosing of the new Epstein

[-] Des@hexbear.net 75 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

xi-plz it's so cool we can nearly fit them all in the fireball radius of a Dong Feng (also my aim was shite didn't mean to harm anyone on shore)

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago
[-] Des@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

my best attempt at trying to keep the fireball off shore still resulted in: Estimated fatalities: 4,250 Estimated injuries: 14,930

[-] tocopherol@hexbear.net 70 points 1 month ago

Where's a pod of orcas when you need one? hamas-red-triangle

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 46 points 1 month ago

So much evil in such short proximity.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 month ago

Great meteors of space, this is your chance.

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

Please xigma-male do the funniest thing possible.

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago
[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

I disavow any terrible thing that might happen to them.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

fall-in-line I need you to come out of retirement for one more job.

📞 pseudorca

[-] robotElder2@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Hark O mighty Neptune and hear my prayers for vengeance.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Jeff Bezos, Michael Jordan, David Geffen and an impressively long list! HAAARK!

Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Jeff Bezos, Michael Jordan, David Geffen and an impressively long list, even any scantling of your soul is Jeff Bezos, Michael Jordan, David Geffen and an impressively long list no more, but is now itself the sea!

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Anyone else suddenly interested in scuba diving?

[-] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

What kind of space alien wearing human skin makes a map where the sea is white and the land is blue

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago

💣💥🥰

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Great Poseidon, hear my prayers for tsunami

[-] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Hey, guys, I am pretty sure there are some boats carrying drugs into the US.

[-] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Mr. President we have found a whole armada of drug smuggling boats

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Hexing all night ahaha

[-] Ekranoplane@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

This how I feel about Eel Point Rd on Nantucket. Would anyone like to form a strike force with me.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

From the article (CW: slur)

spoilerAccording to insiders, some of this year's best St Barts New Year's Eve parties are at Gyp Sea

What the fuck? louie-wtf

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Crackers be colonizing everything so they can rename things with racism.

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