Less "corporate punk" more "Jeff Bezos is forcing us to install anti-homeless spikes on our clothing"

Nothing says 'punk' like an Amazon logo unironically embroidered onto your jacket

Even ignoring the incompatability of corpo-punk this is still an atrocious fit

This is what I mean when I say punk is only an aesthetic

i hate it but he looks so damn pleased with himself i just can't be mad at him. i really hate it a lot though

Ah yes, raging against one’s own machine. Next you be stealing copper from the DC guys just to get your cube mates a Keurig.

Also, why is his beard packed with chow mein from Panda Express?

I'm into punk bands like "Amazon Hourly Worker Stuck In The Wage Cage", you probably don't know of them.

"corporate punk" what, like the Sex Pistols?

Compare that performative poser dickhead to the actual Punkest guy on Earth:

What the actual fuck is that facial expression supposed to be?

https://hexbear.net/post/7061522

:corporate-punk: has legs. It'd make a nice insult emoji for radlibs and tech goobers.

I'm usually a "wear whatever you want at any age" person, but the letterman jacket is one of those articles that has an expiration date

the ass shot is so unnecessary

comm request c/punchableexecutives

Holy fuck this is embarrassing

Its crazy we made all this shit up and it sucks so bad that this happened.

Fashion terrorism

Who the god damn fuck is this? @GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net you need to weigh in here this is despicable. An affront to everything sacred

/c/slop surely

Holding the phone like a senior citizen isn't helping

Impressive. Very nice. Now lets see Paul Allens fit

Bad fit. Idk what makes this corpo-punk other than the fucking logos. When I think corpo-punk or business goth, I'm imaging a distressed or modded suit/tie thing, not a varsity jacket.

corporate BDSM would be more appropriate

next Falling In Reverse concert looking hype as hell

Tech bros need to be culled

When i said "bald beard is a look" this isn't what i meant

I'm willing to bet my christmas budget this dude didn't do more than 20 minutes of manual labor to get this fit together. He either paid someone else, or bought it all pre-made.

Kojima-ass name

Rage 2 (2019)

Nothing in this look says metal shop

I want to beat him to death with the word punk please.