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[–] 133 points 9 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 59 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    They're talking about 25 january 2027

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  • [–] 99 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    ah yes, the 25th month of Descrimbruember

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  • [–] 63 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    Is this person not considering the 25th day of the 25th month of 2125?

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  • [–] 69 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    I regret to inform you that human history will not be occurring on that date.

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    [–] 49 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Everyone knows that the only year with 25 months was 2020.

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  • [–] 35 points 9 months ago* (18 children)

    Now you know how the rest of the world feels reading US-style dates.

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  • [–] 33 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    but in the year 2525 all life on earth will be extinct

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago

    No no, in the year 2505, some dude by the name of Not Sure is gonna save everyone and fix all our problems. I think he's gonna start putting toilet water on the plants or some shit..

    This message brought to you by Carls Jr, fuck you!

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    [–] 29 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    Not 2025-12-25, or 12/25/25, or 25/12/25?

    I'm confused why we have a 25th month this year.

    Also, assuming the human species is still around and celebrates Christmas, there will be a 2525/12/25

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  • [–] 29 points 9 months ago

    I'm so tired and hungover you got me there for a second

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    This only works in America as the day and month are the other (correct) way around everywhere else.

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    It is the first time in human history for christmas to fall on Dec 25, AD 2025. It will never happen again.

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    [–] 20 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Trump has signed an Executive Order that while he is in office, a year is 25 months.

    For Democratic presidents, an entire 4 year term is 5 minutes, and is immediately replaced by another Trump term.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago* (5 children)
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    [–] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Except on 25/25/2525

    Well, if we make it that far

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    [–] 18 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    In the year 252525, the backwards time-machine still won't have arrived.
    In all the world there's only 1 technology, a rusty sword for practicing proctology.

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    [–] 17 points 9 months ago

    Right, and Santa will be coming down the chimney at 25:25 P. M.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    .... Uhm....

    ... Nvm...

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    And it falls on a Friday the 13th this year!

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Not ISO 8601 format, can not read.

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    [–] 14 points 9 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    The war on Halloween has gone too far, now we have 25 straight months of Christmas

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago*

    This is what happens when you cave to the Europeans on their precious "Metric system."

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Aight which one is the month?

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    Ahh but if you double 12 and add 1 you get 25

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