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Wikipedia says the position of umpire is "analogous to that of a referee in many other sports."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umpire_(baseball)

Reminds of the "walkers" in Battletoads

Reminds me of the fable of the scorpion and the frog.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

...that's not funny...there's nothing funny about that.

Yup. Male elephants go through something called "musth" where they have many times the normal amount of testosterone in their body.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth

For those who don't know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.

I watch a streamer who mastered speed running dozens of NES games. He says Battletoads was the hardest game to learn. Just getting through the game, not even pushing for a fast time, was extremely challenging. Much harder than TMNT 1 or Ninja Gaiden.

Nice doggie!

There's a Wikipedia page about him:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanford_Wallace

Dumb and Dumber. There's definitely an air tag in that luggage now.

Reminds me of No County for Old Men (2007).

I was not aware of PrEP. Good to know!

Yup! Just last week it was revealed that they would be doing their adaptive suspension that way: https://www.motortrend.com/news/bmw-adaptive-suspension-connected-drive-subscription/