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[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

Full support for comrade chunk of marble. Better luck next time, proud of you

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

institutions literally crumbling

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

marble has fallen, justices must die

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

The United States v 200 Kilograms of Marble

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Can't wait for this case to go before the Penultimate Court

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Could you imagine the Epstein brain that would ensue if it managed to accident actually kill one or more justices? Like how do you convince someone that wasn't an assassination, rocks just so happened to fall and everyone died?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

This headline is wrong, the disaster is that the American high priests didn’t get crushed

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Here lies Neil Gorsuch

Pancaked by a big rock

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Critical Support to America's crumbling infrastructure rat-salute

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

...to start pelting them with marbles?? 🤔

maybe too focused on the species of rock here, perhaps it's just a sign to stone them?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Based gravity

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Damn agent 47 missed the accident kill

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

We are all living in the timeline where agent 47 failed all the important kills.

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