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[-] larrikin99@hexbear.net 93 points 7 months ago

columbo-donk Of course, that makes perfect sense. I'm sorry you're going through all this with the accusations and everything, it's totally unacceptable. I'd never acuse you over murdering anyone, unless I was one-hundred percent confident it was you

one-more-thing Uh, one more thing. I noticed in the eulogy you did, you mentioned Charlie coming to Israel? you see, what's funny about that is that his widow told me Mr. Kirk refused when you made that offer. Now isn't that strange? Why do you think that is? See, if it was me, and I was passionate about our shared, Judeo-what-was-it values, and the prime minister invites me to tour his beautiful entity, I just can't think of any reason I would refuse... It makes you wonder, doesn't it?

[-] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 7 months ago

Please keep doing these columbo bits, I didn't know I needed this in my life.

[-] larrikin99@hexbear.net 55 points 7 months ago

columbo "I just don't get it, Benny. You're telling me a kid with no political motives, in less than week of planning, stages one of the most notorious and public political assassinations of the decade? And using Grandpa's rifle? What a shot! How could he have hit someone with such a small face from over a hundred yards away. Gee, I think I'm gonna need your help for this case... You wouldn't happen to know any fellows who are experts at sniping baby faces, would you?

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

experts at sniping baby faces, would you?

Holy fuck

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 64 points 7 months ago

okay now I'm beginning to wonder if they actually did it

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 51 points 7 months ago
[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

My "I didn't kill this man" speech featuring Joseph Goebbels is raising a lot of questions answered by the speech

[-] woodenghost@hexbear.net 49 points 7 months ago

I'm not watching that, because I need the distance of written text to engage with genociders. What did he quote?

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Netanyahu's video transcribed:

Joseph Goebbels, the Nazi propaganda minister, said that the bigger the lie the faster it will spread.

It then continues

Well somebody has fabricated a monstrous big lie, that Israel had something to do with Charlie Kirk's horrific murder. This is insane, it is false, it is outrageous. Charlie Kirk was a giant, a once-in-a-century talent who defended freedom, defended America, defended our common Judeo-Christian civilization. Charlie loved Israel, he loved the Jewish people, he told me so in a letter that he sent me just a few months ago. "One of my greatest joys as a Christian" he said, "is advocating for Israel and forming alliances with Jews to protect Judeo-Christian civilization". He encouraged me to make the case directly to the American people about how vital Israel is to U.S. national security. He told me "The Holy Land is so important to my life. It pains me to see support for Israel slip away." Now if Charlie disagreed with a policy of mine or a decision here and there, not only did I not mind, I welcomed it. This is the essence of Charlie. This is the essence of a free country. It’s exactly what Charlie stood for, and I knew that his suggestions always came from the heart, from his love for Israel and from his love for the Jewish people. A few weeks before his death I spoke to Charlie, I invited him to visit Israel again, and sadly that wont happen. Now, some are peddling these disgusting rumors, perhaps out of obsession, perhaps with Qatari funding. What I do know is this: Charlie Kirk was a great man, and a great man deserves honor, not lies. Rest in peace Charlie Kirk. May your memory be a blessing

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What the fuck is up with these fucking people acting like he was albert fucking einstein

"a once in a century talent" fuck OFF

4.0 gpa in high school? amateur shit Charles, mine was like, 4.8, did you even try taking college classes?? but i guess since i didn't sell my ass to billionaire libertarians I'm not "a talent"

[-] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

Thank you. I figured the quote was going to be that one, or the "a lie repeated becomes truth" misattributed quote. Netanyahu is obviously equating his detractors and kirkspiracy posters to Goebbels and not paying any respect to him as a propagandist. OP's framing irked me

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

OP's framing irked me

Kirked

:kelly:

[-] woodenghost@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Thank you for going to all that trouble.

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

No worse insult for Charlie Kirk than praise from 21st century Hitler imo

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 7 months ago

Insult for most people, highest of praise for him and other republican pr grifters

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago

They're dabbing on us

[-] miz@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago
[-] Sphere@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

Methinks the war criminal doth protest too much

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 34 points 7 months ago
[-] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

I am not the Zodiac. Even if I was, I wouldn't tell you.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

Why even address it? That invites speculation

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Lots of questions about my T-shirt etc.

[-] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 7 months ago

Charlie […] loved the Jewish people, he told me so in a letter that he sent me just a few months ago.

Why would somebody accuse Jewish communities of ‘pushing the exact kind of hatred against whites that they claim to want people to stop using against them’ if he loved Jewish people? Better yet, why would anybody unconditionally support a corrupt, dilapidated neocolony that neglects Shoah survivors and treats Jews like cheap cannon fodder—all while it is exterminating their siblings—if he loved Jewish people?

[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

We make fun of people for have an incoherent political ideology. But then what if reality is just as incoherent? This would be rejected from metal gear for being too self serious

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

I think being completely ridiculous is the intent. I think they know.

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That fucking dipshit quoting Goebbels is some stuff, considering all his messages are practiced in that genocidal state.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago
[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 7 months ago

Netanyahu is so fucking deeply unserious, I can't believe he's actually leading something more than a chicken coop

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Right wing antisemitism is the last thread holding together “liberal Zionism.” With Kirk’s death, those liberal Zionists lost a great fascist antisemite. What Bibi’s statement is sure to do is rile up conspiratorial thinking though.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

What Bibi’s statement is sure to do is rile up conspiratorial thinking though.

It's likely the point, actual anti-semitism means more are likely to move to Israel to continue the project. It's a disgusting tactic.

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 7 months ago

Why do they always have a flag that almost looks like plastic behind him. Do they think that amount of satin on a flag is good?.?

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

it's a cone with paint on it, i believe

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Fake flag for a fake country

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 7 months ago

Waiting for lighting to change during a live broadcast and blind everyone in the room

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago
[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 7 months ago

That would be wild if it was just a green screen office and not really his/a set

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

It's the laziest way to produce things, which means it's likely true.

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

What, you think they're gonna break out the good flag for Charlie Kirk?

[-] pinkapple@lemmy.ml 15 points 7 months ago

Getting bodied in the replies by conservatives is just beautiful.

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