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RealDolls for dogs limmy-what

Are those suction cups on its feet michael-laugh

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

My dog asked me to write this review: 5 stars, would fuck again, thanks!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

My dog after viscously attacking and dry humping a couch pillow upvotes your dogs comment.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

viscously

Oh yeah this stuff is viscous alright

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

RealDolls for dogs

Yeh, uh, that's the best case scenario

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

jbp

the male gooning dog avoids the chaos dragon females with this one simple trick

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

my sister got a giant hairy ape for a birthday or something one year and that sat in her closet for years until the family moved.. then in the new house it didn't get put away right away and the dog found it, and it became his mate

he was so depressed when my mom finally threw it out.. having pets is such a fucked up thing

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

The things people will do to avoid fixing their pets.

I can't wait for this to somehow be controversial and start the Next Great Struggle Session.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

And it's all gonna circle back to outdoor cats

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I'm just parked here for a potential struggle session. Who wants some popcorn?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

What's the struggle? You'd assume most people would agree that this thing's a bit weird innit

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I was about to say something about indoor cats to someone and stopped myself

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

You say that it's cursed but I am currently in the market for one of these for my dog.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But wouldn't a dog just hump anything? Do you need something that looks this weird?

Also I just didn't expect to see realistic dog sex aids while looking for cool gadgets :(

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I mean he's currently ruined a few couch cushions that I'm not super happy about. I don't need it to look weird, I just want it sturdy enough to not fall apart.

Completely fair on not wanting to see dog sex toys though

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

im pretty sure even an enballed dog would prefer to rip that to shreds instead of tryna smash, unless theres like dog pheromone included

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Please someone make an emoji ^_^

Mostly shitty AI overlay removal:

1000001199

!animals, sex, haunting!<

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

not just that its a dog sex doll but that it costs one cent

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Notice that it says "Apply" and "2 trials." This is a section on AliExpress where you can enter draws to get various products for basically free. The catch is that you're supposed to leave a review after you win and receive the item. I think it's supposed to be a way for new sellers and stores to juice up their metrics.

Sometimes you can see stuff like tablets on there. No, I've never won anything sicko-wistful

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

2 Trials

doggirl-gloom

Are those suction cups on its feet

Hey, Pappa, needs traction.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

yeah I saw that a day ago too, and was WTF!?!, lucky I didn't click on it out of curiosity, otherwise I'd be flooded with similar products lol

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I was being very careful not to accidentally open the page, fearing it'd completely fuck up my recommendations

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