It's alcoholism...
People don't talk enough about how the people running our government are the actual scary real deal alcoholics.
People keep asking "how can they do this shit" but the easy answer is they're shit faced by noon and haven't been sober since inauguration.
Was gonna say, that dude is all kinda of fucked up. Swelling from opiates, Xanax, and alcoholism.
If we can find an effective way to poison $1000+ dollar bottles of alcohol, we'll be free again by new years
I always wondered what that bottle was worth.
Ironically that bottle is shown in better call Saul to be like $500 bucks, so I think the gesture was more symbolic than “here’s a truckload worth of meth” tequila bottle price
Though the prop bottle sold for over $15,000, so worth is always relative
Cool, thanks for the info!
If we can find an effective way to poison $1000+ dollar bottles of alcohol
Just take the cap off lol
I mean, I probably wouldn’t be either. Just for different reasons.
It must be so hard on the body to sell the rest of the country out for your own benefit /s
That's the "Hegseth diet"
That looks like a man constantly on the verge of delirium tremens.
That’s also the name of my favourite beer.
Which he’d probably know a thing or two about.
Good choice! Had one yesterday :)
That motherfucker looks like he got stung by a bee and lost his epipen.
oh my god this is the funniest comment I've read all day, thank you, it's been a week.
So, is she a succubus draining the life energy out of her victims?
Unlikely, as she has never displayed the succubus' ability to assume a form which is pleasing to mortals.
So like a trailer park witch then
You misspelled a word.
Birmingham Barbie
Like, that's the one-dimensional concept of the succubus.
The one that most people think about or know about is a demonic creature that takes on an exquisite feminine form to lure their hapless victims into a state of lust from which they can drain the souls out of them.
But, succubi, by and large, are servants of the Dark One, and therefore, it may rather be taking on a form that can suck out this one particular soul and confuse the person the whole time. They're like, she's not even that attractive. Why is my soul being depleted? I don't get it. There's got to be some sort of mystery going on. And everyone else os like why the fuck are you fucking that hag beast, the hell's wrong with you, you're rich, you can do better.
And the whole time the dark one is laughing.
The most accurate description of Marjorie The Gathering that I've ever read is that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing the face of one of her victims.
Jesus… The miles of stress she put on him, he looks like he was passed around the room.
Like coming back from the Mountains of Madness.
The Cliffs of Insanity!
Inconceivable!
He made that face too many times after catching a whiff of samsquanch coochie and it stuck.
That's pretty impressive because if I had to sleep with her even once I'd blow my fucking brains out.
Or maybe justifying the actions of fascists do this to a person?
The 3-toed face.
Maybe this is why they all get bad plastic surgery
For you MTG, I'm gonna give you up
I'm gonna let you down
I want you to run around and desert me
You made me cry
I'm gonna say goodbye
You told a lie and hurt me
Is there any accuracy to the year between pictures thing? If so, then damnnnnn.
when my hairline got to that point i shaved it down to nothing. jesus fuck that looks bad
Botox leak
So, in the first image the guy is wearing a ton of makeup and likely photoshopped on top of that. Second one is just a random picture of a real person. Relax folks, there are real reasons to make fun of these people, their looks are but the very tippity tip top of the iceberg.
Are you saying we should be compassionate about the way we mock fascists? I generally don't condone making fun of the way people look, but this is an exception I'm absolutely willing to make and it also doesn't stop us from mocking anything else about them. And no, none of us should relax. You should probably get off that high horse before you catch a nose bleed though.
Not OP and mocking fascists is AOK in my book. But to OPs point it is quite an ignorant way to do it and would backfire.
Like this is clearly a filtered photo vs an unfiltered photo. If you showed this to a neutral or someone on the right and said, "haha see how MTG ruins her husband", you would be giving them ammo to discredit you in future conversations because they know for a fact you are being dishonest here.
okay but the thing is, nobody on the right gives a fuck if you are honest or not. playing fairly gets you nothing.
Go down to their level and fuck 'em up
People can do whatever they want. I'm just pointing out the obvious. There you go with some violence because I didn't use the words you liked. Big man talking tough through a screen, I'm shaking in my boots. Low hanging fruit in my opinion, but sure, waste your time on me while your country sinks into despair. At least you get to feel tough online, eh?!
High horse = high altitude = nose bleed
I can "waste" a couple minutes on you and still accomplish a lot of other stuff throughout the day. Also, who said I'm a man?
Violence?
i think that what gets me about this, and yeah, eat the rich and whatnot, but this is coming at me as a person who cam be yr angle or ur deebil depending on lighting and how hard that weekend needed to hit, but yeah to everyone else too, fuck that guy
Why did he find the need to lie on the first picture? Because he’s not a real person?
Because people lie all the time, especially politicians and TV personalities. All the people you see on TV don't look like that when they are home. Well, maybe some of them do. They all paint their faces to appeal to you.
And that should be immune from mockery because…?
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