It is akin to the car that Homer Simpson designed.

Yep, and precede it with something like "I enjoy our friendship but I have to ask..."
Put the emphasis on the friendship and how both can learn from it.

Ha, I've had that happen when our kids were little yet didn't think of that at all. Thanks for making me laugh and bringing back the nightmare of the midnight pooper 🤣

can you explain what you mean?

Yes.

You heard it wrong. You thought they said "here's responsible spending" however they actually said "irresponsible spending"

Having a shit is a natural process, however doing it privately in toilets is nowadays somewhat of a social construct.
So, should I stop using the toilet and use your bed instead?

(Edit: I didn't think I needed to add an /s but...)

The problem nowadays is nobody wants to work...

The problem is you're just not angry enough and therefore don't need to blame anything and everything on others. THIS IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, now go and stump your toe on something and start blaming others for it, dammit!!!!

😲

Yes, they will.