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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Previously posted in mildly interesting a year ago, doesn't qualify anymore: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/18714104

Probably disintegrating, I don't know. But now I'll finally have to buy new ones. Currently there's 6 oozing points in total. 3 are minor, one is now inactive (the 2024 pimple), one I taped over, but it's starting to overflow, and one near the jack is major.

I now cannot plug them in without getting sticky residue everywhere. Also the rubber on the outside is starting to crumble a bit.
I am a cheapskate, but this may be their end.

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[-] [email protected] 145 points 1 month ago

I think it's infected. You better take them to Dr. Dre.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Nowadays, everybody wants to talk

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Like they got somethin to say

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I wonder what the critical mass of people has to be, on average, for this to get through the chorus here.

But… nothing comes out when they move they lips

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Dr Who isn't that kind of a doctor.

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[-] [email protected] 111 points 1 month ago

You clearly left out the main thing anyone would need to troubleshoot this issue... what kind of music are you listening to. Obviously low quality music will wreck headphones no matter how good they are.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Music so touching, it brought the cable to tears.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Skrillex actually.

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[-] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago

Given that:

  1. The statue of Mother Mary cries;
  2. These earphones are weeping;

You are witnessing divine signals from heaven above, and can charge people money to make the holy trek to witness your hallowed earphones.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Its Jesus's earwax!

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[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago

I think cancer treatment will be more costly than a new pair of earbuds or whatever your next cheap accessory that is leaking unknown chemicals.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago

Bro just clean your ears bro

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Try isopropyl alcohol 70%. The stuff you use for disinfectant in the first aid aisle. Soft rubbery plastics do this over time. The alcohol will strip the soft material that is disintegrating and leave the smooth plastic behind.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

At this point I don't think he's trying to fix the problem.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

It's just going trough puberty

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Oh boy!!! Just what I was looking for. How much for a pint of certified organic cable syrup? Can you guarantee it's less than 1% earwax by weight? If so I can go as high as tree fiddy.

My usual source on FB marketplace is playing hard to get. They said 'I know what I've got and I won't take less than a dub'. What a scammer LOL. Unless that syrup is gold plated I ain't paying 20 bucks for a pint, smh.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

If it’s leaking from the inside, it may be that the polymer never properly cured and is still liquid on the interior. You could try returning it as defective, or just shell out for a new cable

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Shell out he says

These look worse than knock off iphone 4 buds

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

pffffftttt i dont buy it... no way youve had a pair of earphones for a year

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Because it's two ears after all.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

This happened to the outer rubbery (soft plastic) housing on my bike U lock. For like 10 years it was great, then one first-ride-of-spring I grab it, and it's like the entire thing was dunked in a pot of honey.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Rubberized coating does that eventually, especially if the ambient humidity is high.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I'll give you a nickel if you lick it

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

"If I had a nickle everytime someone wanted me to lick unidentified goo from someone, I'd have 10 nickles and a weird aftertaste.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Ok, so, A. Buy new earbuds. And B. Don't throw them away, give their "body" to science, I want a full autopsy of these.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but slightly cheaper earbuds so you can also buy an xacto knife to cut these bad boys open.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Why would you still use them after the first day you knew this was happening?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Op is why we have safety labels like "Don't inject bleach"

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We live in a corrosive atmosphere.

When rubber and plastic run out of antioxidants they will disintegrate or turn in to a slime.

When using recycled plastics this is a real wild card. Levels can wary wildly from batch to batch, so even the manufacturers don't really have a clue. Only occasionally tested minimum levels.

Pristine stuff can be used more for planned obsolesce.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Send them to their resting place, they've done all they can

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Are your headphones sucking out your ear wax or something? What the heck even is that gunk? 😮

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I thought of that at first, but that got too far down the cable now. I also tried to put hydrogen peroxide on it which seems to foam a lot with earwax, but had no visible reaction to this goo.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

That's a Spotify Leak /s

This reminds me of the old Apple Macbook chargers where the cable was permanently attached to the charger itself. These cables became brittle and discolored from white to yelloy (they looked like they have been in a heavy smokers' household when exposed to UV light, which is always). When I tried to fix the brittle cables with tape, it got worse and probably due to a chemical reaction between the material of the cable and the sticky glue of the tape they completely disintegrated.

Your headphones are beyond repair. It looks like they have been exposed to some chemicals. Did you at one point in time clean them with perhaps an aggressive cleaner (toilet/ household cleaner)? It could be possible that some cleaner got inside the cable through a micro-crack in the cables' insulation and reacted with the copper inside.

You should replace them. The ooze is probably not healthy.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Thats the sin leaking out.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

You Deal w ts for over a year???💀

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's lived past is expected use case a set of headphones should be, this is reality bleading though your headphones.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's that xxx site youbkeep visiting

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The vital essence

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If it's anything like the Aliens movie, then it's a droid.

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