https://xkcd.com/1019

For those that don’t want to type it out.

“Their learning curve was actually negative,” Lindell said. “The more time we gave them to complete basic land-based tests, the more pitiful their efforts became, with many of them opting to bask in the sun rather than perform a simple task.”

https://theonion.com/study-dolphins-not-so-intelligent-on-land-1819568299/

January Friend February Stars November Rain

Huh. I thought he publicly quit twitter and moved to ~~blue sky~~ threads?

https://xcancel.com/stephenking/status/1857165864346267891?s=46&t=PJVWm80PofrGWNJIfp3Bsw

This is not new. Over 20 years ago, Marines with chronic razor bumps would have to head to the medic to get a waiver for inspections.

Very first sentence in the article is about how they’re removing those waivers.

Man, you know shit is bad when the head of the IRS looks like a hero.

Got me feelin’ so fly, like a G6

Source

Sorry for Reddit watermark… couldn’t quickly find it elsewhere.

Why does it not surprise me at all that this exists?

https://github.com/ipython/xkcd-font

Lmao… right???

Rodgers is known for his belief in alien life and in the supernatural. During his interview with Carlson, he suggested that the government knows of the existence of these beings, but keeps them from public knowledge and could be using religion to manipulate people’s thinking

From the article

The Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards regulate taillight design, mandating minimum area, placement, quantity, and visibility according to vehicle category, dimensions, and weight. However, the FMVSS does not appear to prohibit deactivating taillights during braking, so the Cybertruck's taillights as seen here seem to be legal—even if they are perplexing, and potentially dangerous.

I still can barely believe this thing is real, and not something out of a bad 90s movie where video game characters come into the real world.