Well Fackkk...

Try Duck Duck Go for a week.

Fast Food does not have to be tied to a Corporation.

We have a family owned fast food local joint around the corner. Drive through only.

It pays a liveable wage, and you can still get a full great meal under $10. A young couple owns it, they are very nice.

There's just no corporate parasite sucking out the profit.

Only when socially isolated or under stressful conditions*

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Park

Don't want AI on your search?

Easy peasy just use Duck Duck Go.

Bonus: So many things but also no more captcha on every search because they don't like you protecting your own privacy.

It's because they're still trying to fit their Proletariat ass into a Capitalist shaped hole.

They initially said you could get the account, and like 300 good boy points

OR Pay $30.

Every single generation gets accused of creating the worst children ever, and they were just so much better back in the day. It's quite literally a tale as old as time.

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

• Plato, ~400 BCE

Ah yes the alcoholic parent. We pioneered this one ourselves. Quite the accomplishment. Having never seen our parents slam down Natty Ice each day after work, we had no idea what we were getting into.

Never before in history, had anyone ever chosen to have a drinking problem, and kids simultaneously.

You're talking about next quarter problems. Those aren't mine. I will be gone by then.

• Every capitalist ever

A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.

But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It's a shit game that only a shit partner would play.