This will get buried but, as a Redditor, can confirm. This. Literally this. I’ll probably get downvoted for this, but I was today’s years old when I learned that this made me spit my drink. Oh my sweet summer child, adulting is hard. Tell me you’re at the cringe store without telling me you’re at the cringe store. I came here to say this. Obligatory sexy time. Bold of you to assume I FTFY.

EDIT: THANK YOU FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!!!

Yeah could I get one euphoric quote?

Could I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Damn, our doesn't even have a fedora. Steal me one of those statues for emoting

Pick me up some narwhaled bacon, and a side of 'mlady, thank you kind sir!

One updoot plz, you are a gentleman and a scholar

uhhh can I get an epic bacon burger and the narwhal shake? Oh shit I forgot my fedora code for the discount, can I use yours?

yeah let me get a uhhh logical fallacy

It is very funny that the little thing is wearing a fedora

yeah, can you pick me up some paralyzing fear of the future wrapped up as enlightened and condescending centrism? They got tons of it.

Yeah can I get, uhhhhhh, one obviously made up Am I The Asshole post?

Half the contents in there look like perfumes?

Please tell me this is an ai generated image.

I hate that smug snoo so much. every time I'm looking up something and I check a Reddit thread about it that fucker blocks me until I change my VPN exit like 7 times.

this looks like the shibuya sky tower in Japan.. so many little crap stores in that building

I used to work with a guy who was such a Redditor stereotype that one time he couldn't find his car keys, and when he finally did, I commented, "it's always the last place you look," and he tried to "WULL ACKSHUALLY" at me. I insisted that he finished that sentence, because I was genuinely curious where in the fuck this pseudo-intellectual debatelord self-indulgence trip could possibly be headed, but he quickly changed the subject.

I thought I'd erased that memory, but this post brought it back. Thanks a lot.

I will have some Reddit Gold with my Harlem Shake

get me the narhaj

Attack helicopter

someone plz bacon the narwhile after 12am

I'll take a 6 pack of "EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"

Can you get your hands on methlaymine?

Hello Kitty with a fedora.

This store smells like the inside of a latex dog mask that somebody breathed into after eating a bunch of dorito brand tortilla chips.

yeah get me a swift whack on the head so I can forget this exists

I'll come with, they just called to say they're running out of me.

the posters' plea:

please just validate me

(I am in this post and I don't like it)

Could I get the cute bear pics, please? Or do we have enough of those here, what with our bear theme?