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Kelly - Eternal Wrestle
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lmao, my favorite Kelly genre is overly specific cultural moment fever dream.
The way he always draws his fantasy women in 70s fashion is extremely 
It's just a shame he's pretty libbed up outside of Stan Kelly, because otherwise he made the perfect caricature of the boomer cartoonist stuck eternally in the past.
That woman is clearly Elizabeth, Macho Man isn't gonna like this
Macho Man won't have to deal with it, being that this is clear satire as Hogan is in hell
Oooooooh yeah dig it
reasonable blacks
Joe Biden speaking about Obama vibes
and the flag at half-mast lmfao
Holy fuck that’s perfect
spouse sharing love sponges
Lmao what
Hogan fucked Bubba the Love Sponge's wife, with said love sponge's enthusiastic consent, which was subsequently recorded and used against him
Haha wow 
bubba the WHAT?
i'm not well versed in the hot-wife-sharing community vocabulary, but i assume a love sponge is a husband that acts as some kind of cleaning tool
Dear God lol
I like the implication that the sex tape is the only thing Kelly knows Hulk Hogan for, and not the wrestling.
There's a wresting logo on Peter's podium.
Im a seductive she angel and im READY TO RUMBLE
Explain pls
It's honestly more convoluted than it is worth knowing.
TL:DR
Wrestler / media bozo Hulk Hogan said racist shit while doing a sex tape with a Radio DJ's wife.
Sex tape details gets released by gossip magazine (Gawker), Hulk Hogan destroys said magazine with litigation using Thiele money.
Thiele had previously been outed as gay by the same magazine and held a grudge.
I'm uh, not sure where "reasonable blacks" or "hanoi cams" come into it.
Amazing
I think the camera says "handi-cam" which is what people called camcorders
That makes way more sense lol
Okay but who is that Jesus guy? I'm not seeing any director credits on IMDB. Is that a first name or last name?
Famous LA area minor league bowler
Thiele had previously been outed as gay by the same magazine and held a grudge.
An often forgotten aspect here is that they waited to out him until he was in Saudi Arabia
reasonable blacks
The speech bubble says they forgive him, he said racist stuff. Its not really deep.
hanoi cams
Its handi cam. A brand of camera.
An often forgotten aspect here is that they waited to out him until he was in Saudi Arabia
he's rich they aren't going to do anything to him. hell they probably traffic for him
We dont have to speak in future tense as if this is speculation, he was fine. But the deliberation involved in his outing i feel is important in understanding the motivations of both parties.
Thiel was outed as a way to taunt him (Motivated in part by his support of open homophobic politicians), and he was angry because they had used his sexuality to threaten his life.
The timeline where Gawker got Peter Thiel executed by the Saudis would be an improvement
i meant to connote that expecting or worrying that they'd do something to him at the time was unreasonable.
i give zero shits about the anger of traitors for any reason.
I meant more if that character represented anyone specific, the hanoi cams fuckup was purely my goof
and yeah good shout on the SA bit, I was just putting it simply
What about "runnin' wild"? Usually the Kelly character quip is a clever double-entendre but I don't see how that phrase even has a single meaning which is relevant in the context of Hulk Hogan's life.
Lol just in case this is unironic:
"What'cha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!" Was his catchphrase for a while.
LOL thanks, I had no idea that was a thing he was known for saying. I just thought his thing was ending every sentence with "brother".
To be fair, it was a looong time ago. 
I feel nothing
wherein post nothing
I need a hulk strength bed
Pardon me, who's the woman supposed to be?
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2025
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