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Anon does the shopping (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 144 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago

Did your girlfriend come to her senses, and realize how great those plates are?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Obv its because he chose the plates and not the girlfriend

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Dear god it them

The myth, the legend, the plate

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Can it bee?

[-] [email protected] 95 points 3 weeks ago

Make a terrible person leave you alone in this one easy step

[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago

She didn't communicate her needs well enough.

Honestly, the Bee plates showing up is more her fault than his.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago

Lack of communication is one thing, losing your shit like this because of it is another. ...but that's two things now, so...

[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago

Didn't communicate her needs? What more communication do you need beyond "get fancy dinner plates"? How do you fuck that up? If you're unsure, communicate your need for further information, or google fancy dinner plates.

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[-] [email protected] 70 points 3 weeks ago

Dang, sounds like those plates are perfectly age appropriate for your gf

[-] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago

If you are somewhat tight for cash or shopping for another person some conflict stemming from this is completely reasonable.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago

Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering

[-] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

A greentext story is like a dream. You're following the narrative, while simultaneously thinking that this makes no sense and how did things get here.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

You reflect on the weird nature of your dreams as you have them? I just go with the flow, accepting things as real, even though in reality they make no sense. Which then raises the question: how do I know I am not dreaming? Sure, things appear to make sense here, as opposed to dream nonsense. But if dreams don't seem weird in context, how do I know there isn't a level above, where what we take as logical makes no sense?

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

"buy fancy dinner plates" is enough details

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, depending on context, these qualify.

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago

Are you kidding me?! There isn't a single person I know who wouldn't at least appreciate those plates enough to chuckle! Those are awesome plates, I'd use those plates even for formal events, the only people who'd be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

and teenagers insisting they're no longer kids. (same fight as "kids table" stuff. To be honest, when I became an adult, the kids table was always more fun anyhow. Dinosaurs are way more interesting topics of conversation than adult-stuff.)

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

100% same. I'm the built-in babysitter for family events. Why would I want to hear my aunt ask for the 500th time why I'm not married, when my nephews and nieces are playing out a story where Bluey and Sonic the Hedgehog team up to fight crime? Screw boring grown-up talk, I want the imaginative adventure.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I 100% believe the moment we try to pretend we aren't children anymore is the moment we deny a huge chunk of what makes us human.

Not to mention a HUGE mistake logistically speaking, because it also means that we wouldn't be working with the actual data. We don't lose who we've been, it constantly gets incorporated into who we're becoming. Those kids we used to be are still there, alive and well (and probably sobbing in a corner for a friggin' crumb of honest, carefree enjoyment of, like, anything!) and all we do is to try to bury them deeper and deeper, until we can't hear those sobs anymore. But those sobs just get worse, until they... stop. After a loong, long time, they stop - killed where nobody else could hear it.

And if all of that sounds insane, it's because it is. That's my point.

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago

I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

those are to give the kid different types of food in correct quantities

source : am dad, even have the cutlery that fits this set.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Dinosaur... nuts? Never heard of 'em

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure thats just a matching bowl next to it.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Dino Nuggies are for kids, adults eat tendies.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Break up with gf and marry the plates

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago

Woah, we‘re not on r/relationshipadvice here!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Clearly. If we were he'd be advised to hit facebook, delete the lawyer, and hire a gym too

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Stop beeeeeeing such a bitch!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

I bet that stung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

Fake: anon has gf

Gay: anon buys colourful kitchenware and posts about it online in order to start a discussion

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

They're adorable, though. That part is true.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

babyplates.jpg

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Can confirm, these are awesome plates. They were my daughter’s favorites.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Idk what his gf is on about. These slap and anon is clearly a distinguished gentleman.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Could've been interpreted as he wants kids but anyway.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Fake (anon has gf) and gay (said fake gf hates the plates)

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

They're so cute.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'd be fucking delighted if my wife brought home these plates.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

1: 2015

2: is this a repost from Reddit?

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