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this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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the OP from 2015 I'm assuming. Who knows maybe Amazon will let him return them?
Or may Jeff Bezos will personally laugh in his face and have a wedding at his house. Hard to say.
Jeff Bezos having a wedding in random peroples' houses is a running joke I will make for the rest of my life just letting you know.
God I wish Jeff Bezos would have a wedding in my house. I'd hide in the ceiling and drop bear him with a steak knife.