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Finds rare woman who can orgasm from only penetration without any clitoral stimulation.

Complains.

Bro just enjoy the sex and make sure to communicate. Leave the clit alone if it doesnt work.

All women are different and their pleasure parts work (or in some cases, dont work) in different ways.

Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?

Ukulele

I eat sauerkraut from the jar with a fork.

Then I drink the brine.

I lived this cycle for 7 years. Eventually I just stopped tiptoeing around the eggshells and did whatever the fuck I wanted then ignored her when she blew up. Then she tried to become an alcoholic and blame it on me. When that didnt work she finally found some other poor bastard work on.

I will be happily single for the rest of my life. Also fun fact: child support for two kids is cheaper than supporting her retail therapy habits.

In what way is that a cello? There are no strings, hes holding the bow in the wrong hand

I browse by all, so mostly I've just blocked a shit ton of porn instances, communities, and accounts.

Whyy did you choose neon green over yellow?

Nope. 3% is less than inflation rates so with cost of living factored in they got the opposite.

Wow I really thought it would be bigger, I was way off!

Elon Musk is not the CEO of the website formerly known as Twitter, he hired Linda Yaccarino as CEO in 2023. CNN is fucking stupid. Hes the private owner, you can't be fired from that.

(Note: I am not an elon stan, fuck that guy. Just clearing up any misconceptions)

Carmeldansen in its original form is legitimately a good song and I actually love the whole album its from.