Geologists are just professional stoners.

Stone convention

Qualification inflation and no other suitable opportunities.

Employers have blatantly ridiculous demands because they will find people who cater to these demands in a shit system and shit economy.

No, you can play the Switch version with Emulation and it works perfectly with just touchscreen controls.

Any preference for type of game? Willing to use a controller?

Balatro

Slay the Spire

Dicey Dungeons

Slice and Dice

Star few Valley

Dead Cells

Don't Stave

Crashlands

Brotato

Sudoku

Super stickman golf 3

Tetris

Space Cadet Pinball

Hearthstone

Pokemon TCG

Wildrift

Fruit merge

Streets of Rage

TMNT Shredders Revenge

Skul

Terraria

Hyper light Drifter

Sparklite

20 minutes till dawn

Shadow of the Depth

Kingdom Rush

My recommendation would be to get emulation set up and take a small controller with you. Then a world of full quality games are open to you. Even if you don't have a controller, many games work well with a touch screen.

Android?

I had a friend in university who loved trolling a girl. He told her that we should boycott American and British goods, and that he had made a website to help: BanGBUS.com

She actually went away to look at the site.

That's not a fishing pole. It's a shape shifting penis.

Are you telling me this post is fake?

I've got 2 of these startups and I'm waiting for them to mature. Invest now!

Transformers (the animated movie)

Still good today and I rewatch it from time to time.

Refugee from Lemm.ee here. Thanks for the welcome. Happy to join. I've been looking for an instance that is based in Europe, has decent privacy, isn't de-federated from too much content and has some resilience (i.e. won't shut down like Lemm.ee in a couple of years).