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Bill Pallot was considered the top scholar of French 18th Century chairs.
For being the mayor of a town where everyone sings
Defacing Currency
Scribbling furiously. Moustache. Monocle. Barbe. Cicatrice de duel....
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I used Google Translate: "Mustache. Monocle. Beard. Dueling scar. ..."
OSHA shut down his Choolate Factory
He stole all the saltwater taffy in Atlantic City!
Dastardly!
Eating a succulent chinese meal
This, is, democracy, MANIFEST!
Evrart is helping me find my gun
Trying to kill Dr. Venture
I thought this was a shitty wax statue of Benjamin Franklin.
I thought Penn and Teller had fused together
Counterfeit $100 notes then?
Canceled for fucking too many women in Louis XVI's court.
No that would make him really popular. But he might've been poisoned by a cucked husband with arsenic based wig powder.
He is popular and you're just jealous.
Uhg you're right.
I'm going to find out who does his colonics and make sure the next time he boofs some poison. That's teach the smug mustard colored bastard.
Robbed his own bank while brandishing a pepperbox pistol causing several faintings among the witnessing public
pepperbox pistol
A few months ago I googled that and then watched a few Youtube vids. I'm not a gun guy so at first I didn't understand stuff. The pistol appeared in the tv series Hell on Wheels.
I've always wanted to shoot one. With a vice and some string. Cuz I ain't holding one of those unwieldy fuckers.
Willard Wonkler ran a large unpaid labor force and injured a bunch of children on a tour of his Butter Factory.
Just for lookin like that
We all know what Kevin Spacey did.
He's a ringmaster for a circus and several of his acrobats have been eaten by tigers.
I'm an expert in chairs, so sit your fat arse down in this vintage rocking chair.
Drank riboflavin like cool aid.
He was banished to the shadow realm for arguing with the menswear guy while his suit seams were puckering
I wish it was on YouTube, cuz I don't link to fucking Insta here, but comedian Eric Fretty had a skit where he pretended to be one of those "Pedo Catcher" influencers who went to the park to confront a dude, and the guy was some weirdo in a top hat with a cane who when confronted was like "Oh I am here to meet a 12 year old boy with the intent to have intercourse with him, have you seen this 12 year old boy?!?!?! I want to boink him!"
So I imagine something like that.
His getaway vehicle...
Stealing forehead polish
He cheated on Bargain Hunt
Not enough beanis
free this tiger! what they do in their own bedrooms is no business of the state
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