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I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.
Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.
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Of course I'm taking it off.
Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars!
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"When a gift horse is munching on one's carrot, one must be very careful not to look it in the mouth." - Albert Confucius, 1969-04-20
You got my like for the date. But now: get out!
Too little to gain and too much to lose in removing it. Just enjoy the experience and leave it at that
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This reminds me of my ex who liked sucking dick so much i swear she sucked out my soul a couple times.
My wife has sadly never gotten close to those levels of sloppy toppy, i would never tell her tho lol i love her too much and she tries :p.
It’s unbelievably hot when you’re getting blown with enthusiasm though… Slurping away like my dick is the last ice cream cone they had at the store during an August heatwave is sublime, even a mid grade delivery gets upgraded when it’s clearly desired instead of a choice or foreplay obligation.
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I definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.
Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh
Stop making us all jealous.
Well my wife hates giving head so I'll never have a good one again so swings and roundabouts...
I have been with my gf for 6 years and not once have I gotten any so.... I would take a bad one over none. She does not even seem to enjoy me going down on her sadly. So no oral sex in this relationship.
If she's not ace, maybe she should ask her Dr about hormone imbalances.
Women who don't get enough testosterone can have low libido.
She could be ace. She was on hormonal birth control for like 1.5 years without any real change. Would hormonal imbalance show a different way as well? I don't want to just tell her to go get that checked because she has low libido.
Hormonal imbalances can worsen the symptoms of depression.
But maybe talk and see if she has a desire to be more intimate but just isn't ever in the mood, or if she doesn't have a desire to be more intimate. Because if the desire isn't there, that could be a different thing like maybe being ace.
My wife found she was low on T because she didn't like never feeling horny and asked her Dr. Her depression has improved since she started hormone supplements too.
i still havent found what im looking for
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Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:
Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.
He's more of a toes guy.
I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.
Call me bb.
But what if it turns out to be your actual mother...
I said what I said.
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One has to be a Giver to give great head. I think youre safe.
I think you underestimate the power of spite
Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?
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It would be me sucking your dick if you decide to take the blindfold off.
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This is just a glory hole with extra steps.
A glory hole with the guarantee that it's the best head you'll ever get
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I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.
"WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!"
Hah! Joke's on you, I low key would...
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as an everyone hot bisexual I wanna see whose genitals I'm tounging next
Even if it's a dog, though? 😂
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I'd bet money on the best bj imaginable is given by a femboy. Thus the blindfold comes off. I must see the love of my life.
50/50 odds it's a bear.
Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.
I, uh, hope we're imagining the same kind of bear.
And I hope we’re imagining the same kind of suckerfish.
Like Cypher said in The Matrix: "Ignorance is bliss".
Right before putting that delicious meat in his mouth
I will answer this question with another question. "If I don't take the blindfold off and find out who is doing the Lord's work, how do I get this person to do it again?"
I could smell whether they were a man or a woman or a dog or a William Dafoe.
Huh... So, out of curiosity, how does Willem Dafoe smell?
Old leather shoes 🤷
I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.
Premise that it won't bite it off, otherwise it is not the best bj. Would you do it then?
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The Schrodonger.
Truly the greatest philosophical question ever conceived by man.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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