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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.

Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)
[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago

Always has been 🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago

Of course I'm taking it off.
Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 hours ago

Too little to gain and too much to lose in removing it. Just enjoy the experience and leave it at that

[-] [email protected] 18 points 12 hours ago

It would be me sucking your dick if you decide to take the blindfold off.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 14 hours ago

as an everyone hot bisexual I wanna see whose genitals I'm tounging next

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Even if it's a dog, though? 😂

[-] [email protected] 74 points 17 hours ago

This reminds me of my ex who liked sucking dick so much i swear she sucked out my soul a couple times.

My wife has sadly never gotten close to those levels of sloppy toppy, i would never tell her tho lol i love her too much and she tries :p.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago

It’s unbelievably hot when you’re getting blown with enthusiasm though… Slurping away like my dick is the last ice cream cone they had at the store during an August heatwave is sublime, even a mid grade delivery gets upgraded when it’s clearly desired instead of a choice or foreplay obligation.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 17 hours ago

I definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.

Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Stop making us all jealous.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Well my wife hates giving head so I'll never have a good one again so swings and roundabouts...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I have been with my gf for 6 years and not once have I gotten any so.... I would take a bad one over none. She does not even seem to enjoy me going down on her sadly. So no oral sex in this relationship.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

i still havent found what im looking for

[-] [email protected] 25 points 15 hours ago

I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 12 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

Hah! Joke's on you, I low key would...

[-] [email protected] 170 points 20 hours ago

"When a gift horse is munching on one's carrot, one must be very careful not to look it in the mouth." - Albert Confucius, 1969-04-20

[-] [email protected] 18 points 17 hours ago

You got my like for the date. But now: get out!

[-] [email protected] 91 points 20 hours ago

Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:

Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago

I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.

Call me bb.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

But what if it turns out to be your actual mother...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I said what I said.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

This is the only answer that makes sense. How’re you meant to reconnect with this thing, whatever it might be, if you don’t take off your blindfold? That said, I’d rather not flowers for algernon myself in the first place.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

She'd be a zombie so you should care, as your next trip would be to the pharmacy to get some antiseptic creams.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 19 hours ago

One has to be a Giver to give great head. I think youre safe.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

I think you underestimate the power of spite

[-] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago

Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Let me introduce you to my wife

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 17 hours ago

I'd bet money on the best bj imaginable is given by a femboy. Thus the blindfold comes off. I must see the love of my life.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 16 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago

Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

I, uh, hope we're imagining the same kind of bear.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

And I hope we’re imagining the same kind of suckerfish.

[-] [email protected] 65 points 19 hours ago

This is just a glory hole with extra steps.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

A glory hole with the guarantee that it's the best head you'll ever get

[-] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

which is just a cum jar with fewer steps!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago

I could smell whether they were a man or a woman or a dog or a William Dafoe.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

Huh... So, out of curiosity, how does Willem Dafoe smell?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago

Old leather shoes 🤷

[-] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago

I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Premise that it won't bite it off, otherwise it is not the best bj. Would you do it then?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

and not a rabid pig

But that's the best part!

[-] [email protected] 39 points 19 hours ago

Like Cypher said in The Matrix: "Ignorance is bliss".

[-] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

Right before putting that delicious meat in his mouth

[-] [email protected] 29 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I will answer this question with another question. "If I don't take the blindfold off and find out who is doing the Lord's work, how do I get this person to do it again?"

[-] [email protected] 24 points 19 hours ago

The Schrodonger.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

Truly the greatest philosophical question ever conceived by man.

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