Bees went fucking nuts for my lupine, even while living in an urban environment. Only problem was that the aphids did too. So many that it was revolting. I had to aggressively remove them every single day of the colonies would explode and destroy my lupine within a very short time. They'd suck it dry.
A lady who supposedly "worked for a water company" and won't drink tap water argued very confidently this morning that the little flakes you can see in tap water are not minerals. I put on my serious research face, but only had to do one Google search (they're minerals).
Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.
What does this font remind me so strongly of? Habbo Hotel? Rollercoaster Tycoon? The Sims 1? It's driving me crazy.
I mean.. Yeah.. This is kind of how it feels here.
It probably would have helped. Honestly, someone needs to get all of the world leaders tripping balls in one place. I, for one, would welcome a shaman-led society.
His juvenile enthusiasm for the letter X is so ten-year-old boy with sunglasses.
Elon won't do it. He's a pussy. He will back out and start calling Stewart a pedo on social media.
My brother and I put a corked glass bottle down in an old defunct drainage pipe beneath my parents' house. This pipe/canal is quite large and isn't obstructed by the bottle, and the bottle can clearly be seen by peering into a hole in the cement of the basement storage room. Inside of that bottle is a carefully folder paper bearing on it a crude drawing of a cock and balls.
I also want to punch MAGAs and their dorky red hats, but you don't really get to tell them to remove them. That's their dumb fucking choice. Not worth getting booted off a plane for. Your energy would be better spent walking past them multiple times during the flight to fart.
I encourage my daughter (4) to run and peek through the small window beside the front door whenever the driver is out there taking photo. She always looks like a goblin.

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The ocean's condom.