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[-] [email protected] 114 points 1 day ago

Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:

Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 49 minutes ago

I dunno', I'd still be happy as a lark if I could slap him in to an early grave after taking the blindfold off...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

He's more of a toes guy.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.

Call me bb.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

But what if it turns out to be your actual mother...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

Then he already has the number

[-] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago

I said what I said.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This is the only answer that makes sense. How’re you meant to reconnect with this thing, whatever it might be, if you don’t take off your blindfold? That said, I’d rather not flowers for algernon myself in the first place.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

But is that even a possibility? I don't think you get a second as that one would't be as good.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

You don’t just luck into the Olympics. If it’s something odd like an ancient hermit in Malaysia-

and it just struck me that it might be someone or something wildly unethical. I’d at first considered disgust to be my sole concern, but between age and state of life, I’m keeping the blinders on and never taking them off.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

She'd be a zombie so you should care, as your next trip would be to the pharmacy to get some antiseptic creams.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago

One has to be a Giver to give great head. I think youre safe.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

I think you underestimate the power of spite

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Let me introduce you to my wife

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Might be near a bunch of repressed individuals like a gop convention but I don't know I'm not a very spiteful person I just know there are tales of people with great spite like one guy who created and buried a fake giant made of stone I think just to get back at a guy

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I think it depends on your D/s spectrum.

As a Dom, I'd humiliate him.

But then again, BDSM relationships require continual respect.

Damn this is a hard one.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

I’m a humiliated non-con no-respect sub in my relationship with my findom government and lemmy tell you: This. Fucking. Sucks.

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