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Still a better love story than twilight
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Yeah thats an autistic goth woman. They're magnificent
This is my dating strategy, just exist and hope one day some alt girl just decides were dating now.
Yes, I am indeed this introverted
This is my dream girl.
Of course I'm not a Chad with a huge melon.
Definitely Fae if she lives on black licorice, that thing is absolutely not meant for humans
Avoids sunlight, literal-minded, and hisses at strange women?
I'm not trying to be mean, but she's probably on the autism spectrum. My girlfriend has it and this is her to a T.
There's nothing saying being Fae and autistic are mutually exclusive conditions
Black licorice is S tier, especially the good and plenty variety
Sure... I'm proud of my comment, I'm now making a list of all the Fae users of Lemmy. You guys can't trick me now!
Good & Plenty is fine but too sweet. Salmiakki is god tier!
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Dutch double salted liquorice. Delightful.
Gimme dem DZ Drops
I love black licorice 🖤
I'm not entirely sure what Fae is (I'm guessing a fairy?) but I'm from a magical land called New Jersey so I'm pretty sure I'm human
Fae depending on which lore you refer to (usually) means like an umbrella term that includes fairies and any other being that is magical and aligned with nature (but not a beast; dragons aren't Fae for example)
Fae are like, earth spirits. Not exactly malevolent, but tricksterish, deceptive and vengeful. Not to be trusted. Never eat their food or play their games. Don't fuck with their animals or their homes or they'll gaslight you to death
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Either that or Danish. They love that stuff over there for some reason
Ladkris mmmm
Norwegian here. The Danes licquorice consumption does not impress.
The Finns, however... Scary people.
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Direct and to the point. Not many can boast to be this good at communication.
I have zero game and no clue when it comes to signals.
I need this kind of woman, one that will be forward me.
"Game" doesn't exist. Clean yourself, be respectful of others, talk to people. That's the entire game.
You just lost the game btw, but that's to another point
Game exists, its a skill though and you can learn it by trying. Just requires the courage to try, fail, and try again. That said its really just charisma, and you can learn it by learning to non-flirtatiously chat people up.
You just lost the game btw, but that's to another point
Fucker
The game ended years ago: https://xkcd.com/391/
You won. Congratulations.
There really is an xkcd for everything.
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Yes there is. I knew a guy who was mostly an asshole, didn't look after himself, but could always pull hotties. Relationships didn't last though, so there's some balance in the world.
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My 'game' issue is I kind of break down when I speak to a girl I am interested in.
I get so nervous and overthink that I stop functioning. I run out of things to say and the conversation just doesn't flow. I put way too much pressure on myself and it is extremely difficult to break out of it.
But if I speak to girls I am not interested in, then I am more myself. No pressure, not trying hard.
My friend was like that. He had a lot of friends who were girls, and the way that he handled that was by putting us all in the "friend" box (he was bi, so he did the same for guys, but given that most guys are straight, that wasn't as necessary). It was a great method until he ended up hooking up with his best friend — it was a surprise to no-one but him. He walked around looking shellshocked for a week.
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Stop talking to women as if you're trying to get into their underwear. Speak to them like someone you want to be friends with and if there's interest both ways something might happen and it might not happen and that's OK because you made a friend.
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Hormone driven anxiety. You don't actually like those women. You haven't spoken to them so you don't know if you like them. You horny them.
Jerk off before you leave the house. It'll help.
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Bruh I literally haven't lost the game in years.
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Can we collectively applaud this? Because I think it deserves it.
I'm not entirely sure what this says about me, but this is exactly what I want out of life.
Sorry to hear about your small head.
Yes, BUT I unfortunately can't stand the cigarette stench.
Switch 'em to vapes (and perhaps a MAO inhibitor), gonna be worth it...
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Same energy as an unhoused cat choosing its new home.
Congrats bro.... happy for you....
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This is my partner, minus the goth (her thing was hip-hop).
I wonder just how many times people on the spectrum were looked at as "Fae".
I've definitely seen claims that the idea of "a far stole my baby and replaced it with a changeling" could have been caused by ASD.
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