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[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Yeah thats an autistic goth woman. They're magnificent

[-] [email protected] 48 points 18 hours ago

This is my dating strategy, just exist and hope one day some alt girl just decides were dating now.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 18 hours ago

Yes, I am indeed this introverted

[-] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago

This is my dream girl.

Of course I'm not a Chad with a huge melon.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago

Definitely Fae if she lives on black licorice, that thing is absolutely not meant for humans

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

Avoids sunlight, literal-minded, and hisses at strange women?

I'm not trying to be mean, but she's probably on the autism spectrum. My girlfriend has it and this is her to a T.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

There's nothing saying being Fae and autistic are mutually exclusive conditions

[-] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago

Black licorice is S tier, especially the good and plenty variety

[-] [email protected] 18 points 21 hours ago

Sure... I'm proud of my comment, I'm now making a list of all the Fae users of Lemmy. You guys can't trick me now!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Good & Plenty is fine but too sweet. Salmiakki is god tier!

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Dutch double salted liquorice. Delightful.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Gimme dem DZ Drops

[-] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

I love black licorice 🖤

I'm not entirely sure what Fae is (I'm guessing a fairy?) but I'm from a magical land called New Jersey so I'm pretty sure I'm human

[-] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Fae depending on which lore you refer to (usually) means like an umbrella term that includes fairies and any other being that is magical and aligned with nature (but not a beast; dragons aren't Fae for example)

[-] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Fae are like, earth spirits. Not exactly malevolent, but tricksterish, deceptive and vengeful. Not to be trusted. Never eat their food or play their games. Don't fuck with their animals or their homes or they'll gaslight you to death

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Either that or Danish. They love that stuff over there for some reason

[-] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Ladkris mmmm

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Norwegian here. The Danes licquorice consumption does not impress.

The Finns, however... Scary people.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 22 hours ago

Direct and to the point. Not many can boast to be this good at communication.

[-] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago

I have zero game and no clue when it comes to signals.

I need this kind of woman, one that will be forward me.

[-] [email protected] 95 points 1 day ago

"Game" doesn't exist. Clean yourself, be respectful of others, talk to people. That's the entire game.
You just lost the game btw, but that's to another point

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Game exists, its a skill though and you can learn it by trying. Just requires the courage to try, fail, and try again. That said its really just charisma, and you can learn it by learning to non-flirtatiously chat people up.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 22 hours ago

You just lost the game btw, but that's to another point

Fucker

[-] [email protected] 24 points 20 hours ago

The game ended years ago: https://xkcd.com/391/

You won. Congratulations.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

There really is an xkcd for everything.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago

Yes there is. I knew a guy who was mostly an asshole, didn't look after himself, but could always pull hotties. Relationships didn't last though, so there's some balance in the world.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

My 'game' issue is I kind of break down when I speak to a girl I am interested in.

I get so nervous and overthink that I stop functioning. I run out of things to say and the conversation just doesn't flow. I put way too much pressure on myself and it is extremely difficult to break out of it.

But if I speak to girls I am not interested in, then I am more myself. No pressure, not trying hard.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

My friend was like that. He had a lot of friends who were girls, and the way that he handled that was by putting us all in the "friend" box (he was bi, so he did the same for guys, but given that most guys are straight, that wasn't as necessary). It was a great method until he ended up hooking up with his best friend — it was a surprise to no-one but him. He walked around looking shellshocked for a week.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago

Stop talking to women as if you're trying to get into their underwear. Speak to them like someone you want to be friends with and if there's interest both ways something might happen and it might not happen and that's OK because you made a friend.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago

Hormone driven anxiety. You don't actually like those women. You haven't spoken to them so you don't know if you like them. You horny them.

Jerk off before you leave the house. It'll help.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Bruh I literally haven't lost the game in years.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago

Can we collectively applaud this? Because I think it deserves it.

[-] [email protected] 129 points 1 day ago

I'm not entirely sure what this says about me, but this is exactly what I want out of life.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

Sorry to hear about your small head.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

Yes, BUT I unfortunately can't stand the cigarette stench.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Switch 'em to vapes (and perhaps a MAO inhibitor), gonna be worth it...

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[-] [email protected] 93 points 1 day ago

Same energy as an unhoused cat choosing its new home.

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago

Congrats bro.... happy for you....

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

This is my partner, minus the goth (her thing was hip-hop).

I wonder just how many times people on the spectrum were looked at as "Fae".

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

I've definitely seen claims that the idea of "a far stole my baby and replaced it with a changeling" could have been caused by ASD.

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