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[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

That's a similar experience to how I met my partner. We never really talked about it, she was just there now.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

I dont really like that I really wish it was me, damn I really need to meet people

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

go out and try. just earlier today I said the stupidest oneliner in person and got a response.

you miss a 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky or somebody

then I spoke to someone on a busy commuter train, and learned something new. a view I had never considered before.

I know it's hard,as someone who has personally suffered from exclusion and depression before.

but worst they can do is ignore you or spit in your face.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

That's all very true but I do like a girl right now, she lives on another continent though

[-] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

??? Never left??? Please go on

[-] [email protected] 24 points 20 hours ago

Yeah thats an autistic goth woman. They're magnificent

[-] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago

This is my dating strategy, just exist and hope one day some alt girl just decides were dating now.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

As much as I don't want to go back into the office I must admit I never meet people anymore. I don't know how I would meet anyone new if I ever needed to.

My partner is literally the girl that I sat next to in the office seating plan 10 years ago.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Yes, I am indeed this introverted

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

This is my dream girl.

Of course I'm not a Chad with a huge melon.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Damn 5heads, taking up all the possible fae.

[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago

Definitely Fae if she lives on black licorice, that thing is absolutely not meant for humans

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Shit, in the netherlands we basically live off of that stuff. The per capita consumption is two kilograms, which puts ut at the tol of the list of global consumption.

Every supermarket pretty much has an aisle dedicated to licorice in all forms. Sweet, salty, spicy, soft, hard, dipped in chocolate… you name it.

I’m amazed some people don’t like it. Though I’ll concede I’ve obviously grown up eating it since before I could talk.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Salmiak is life.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Avoids sunlight, literal-minded, and hisses at strange women?

I'm not trying to be mean, but she's probably on the autism spectrum. My girlfriend has it and this is her to a T.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago

There's nothing saying being Fae and autistic are mutually exclusive conditions

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Black licorice is S tier, especially the good and plenty variety

[-] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

S tier

Only if it's salmiakki

[-] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I’m all about the Australian soft kind myself

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Sure... I'm proud of my comment, I'm now making a list of all the Fae users of Lemmy. You guys can't trick me now!

[-] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago

may I have the name of your list (so I can remember it of course)?

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[-] [email protected] 89 points 1 day ago

I have zero game and no clue when it comes to signals.

I need this kind of woman, one that will be forward me.

[-] [email protected] 104 points 1 day ago

"Game" doesn't exist. Clean yourself, be respectful of others, talk to people. That's the entire game.
You just lost the game btw, but that's to another point

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

Game exists, its a skill though and you can learn it by trying. Just requires the courage to try, fail, and try again. That said its really just charisma, and you can learn it by learning to non-flirtatiously chat people up.

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago

You just lost the game btw, but that's to another point

Fucker

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

The game ended years ago: https://xkcd.com/391/

You won. Congratulations.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

There really is an xkcd for everything.

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[-] [email protected] 136 points 1 day ago

I'm not entirely sure what this says about me, but this is exactly what I want out of life.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago

Sorry to hear about your small head.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

Yes, BUT I unfortunately can't stand the cigarette stench.

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[-] [email protected] 97 points 1 day ago

Same energy as an unhoused cat choosing its new home.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago

Congrats bro.... happy for you....

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Direct and to the point. Not many can boast to be this good at communication.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago

This is my partner, minus the goth (her thing was hip-hop).

I wonder just how many times people on the spectrum were looked at as "Fae".

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

I've definitely seen claims that the idea of "a far stole my baby and replaced it with a changeling" could have been caused by ASD.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Can we collectively applaud this? Because I think it deserves it.

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