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still trying to get laid daily as a form of exercise..

the runner's high maybe? seems like it's bad for your knees though.

music makes just about any chore more enjoyable

there's a difference between deodorant (which just masks the smell) and antiperspirant, which stops it from developing in the first place. you want the one that says both.

for some reason I read that as 'out of the blue balls one calls the other crying' and found that weird but not improbable

I have a pecker you can touch.

Did I S T U T T E R?

are you part of the luxembourgeois?

well now you know. and you know how proud Dutch ppl are of their flag?

when the 'muricans ask "hey where do you store you flag when not in use?"

our universal answer is: "in the broom closet"

'american'ts': "surely neatly folded up and definitely not on the floor right?"

the Dutch: "nope, just toss it in there after the variety of holidays that call for a flag"

love this country!

since when is that the Luxembourg flag? 🇳🇱

and just so you know they probably stole it from the Dutch, wij Nederlanders (die bijna alles gekoloniseerd hebben) and turned it sideways.

List of sovereign states by date of current flag adoption

no need. just get arrested for (not convicted of) a felony and they will do that part for you

or have some idiot family member who thought 23 & me was a novel and fun idea

the cops?