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[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago

"Hey Girl. Do you know why we call it the 'cockpit'?"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

That article is everything what I expect from the sun...

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

Sure they did

[-] [email protected] 37 points 15 hours ago

Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.

I mean, come on... It's like they want people to end up there by accident.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I mean, who hasn’t accidentally been booked into a sex dungeon and kept awake by a 24-hour orgy?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

There's nothing worse than a Tuesday.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

Show of hands.

Who here thinks this was actually an accident?

[-] [email protected] 75 points 23 hours ago

I just checked these on the map. If it’s the same one in the article they are the same building complex. It would be super easy to book the wrong one, it’s not like they’re across town from each other. They’re part of the same “storefront”.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

I found the Motel mo. om web site. It seems to belong to Mo. om hotels...

The article stinks like a publicity stunt. And while the Motel is sex themed and has hourly rates, it looks nice.

Go to https://www.motelmoom.com/

Click on contatti

Oooh, [email protected]

It's just a sex themed part of the hotel in less prude Italy.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn...

[-] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago

Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.

I'm surprised that two hotels in the same area are allowed to have essentially the same name.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

If you check out the motel's web page, they even share the same building and email address.

"Ooh, our normal rooms are overbooked, would you mind one of our sex themed rooms?"

That's the most simple explanation.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Another user posted that they share the same building too lol

[-] [email protected] 22 points 21 hours ago

One is a hotel, while the other is a motel.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago

The last one is a holiday inn

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

If your flight attendant starts acting up, then you take her friend

[-] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Is this a test?

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago

If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 20 hours ago
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Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Came looking for copper. Found contempt.

[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago

Honey it was awful. I'm so exhausted, I couldn't sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.

[-] [email protected] 99 points 1 day ago

This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

[-] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

It's unlikely to be up to anywhere else's standards. I can't imagine the Grauniad publishing it. And while the FT's crossword is famous for being pink and hard in the morning, I doubt they'd find space for it either.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago

This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Works for me. The sun can get fucked

[-] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago

There's so many jokes here... where to start...

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[-] [email protected] 92 points 1 day ago

God, that article was awful to read with The Sun pushing other articles between every damn paragraph.

[-] [email protected] 78 points 1 day ago

The Sun is an insult to the craft of journalism and should not be posted anywhere

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh, boo fucking hoe

Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

I respect owning the funny typo.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

Why does this never happen to me?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

The likely reality is these aren't attractive people you want to have sex with.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.

Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can't last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall...."

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

The article says they couldn't work the next day because of the noise... Sure...

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Around day three, things get a bit hallucinaty. Sometimes you gotta take a disco nap to keep fresh

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