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I ain't no fortunate son (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago

Barron has not aged well. He's got that Crabbe/Goyle look going on.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

It would be an outright miracle, if he turned out a decent person, given his background.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

He won’t.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

You never know - sometimes people go against the grain. For example some of the best parents I know had shitty parents growing up.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago

The trumps have a long and distinguished heritage found within the chickenshit bloodline.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

You are all worried about being drafted and the inequity of Baron getting off the hook like this (whether it's a true headline or not). Just do what Ted Nugent did, and shit yourself for 3 day and get a mental illness waiver!

Stop there though and don't molest underage girls

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Or, if you prefer a method that doesn't involve shutting yourself. Just say you're trans. No need to take hormones, unless you wanna... you're trans non-binary. Bit of nail polish, makeup, gender non-conforming clothes. Easy sell, congratulations, you are no longer eligible to serve in the US military

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Im legit scared they move me to work camps. I guess thats better?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The klinger method!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

never worked for Corporal Klinger.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

Tell me there is a possibility of a draft without telling me there is a possibility of a draft.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The timing is not great

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't bone spurs be useful in a combat situation? If they're long enough, you're basically Wolverine without the healing factor. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I’m guessing our frenemies in Afghanistan (or insert whatever country, you pick) are not testing for bone spurs at the RPG market.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Kids looking more slob-ick than Slavic

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Funny, that.. you’ll be shocked by the reason!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

He’s half Slav half slob

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

See you on the front lines, boys.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

aside:

Foxes don't mew. They bark, kinda. It's one of the most horrible sounds nature overall produces. Sounds like a child being mutilated.

edit: hm, apparently "mew" doesn't mean what I thought it does - the sound a cat makes.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Shriek, foxes shriek.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Mew" is the sound a kitten makes. "Mews" can mean a building in which to keep one's trained falcons, or a group of homes that used to be stables, or homes that pretend to once have been stables, because Real Estate.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Sound a cat makes can be written as meow, mao, miyay, and my favorite, :3

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

So, he is unfit for the selective service?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Always reminds me of this Michael Moore bit https://youtu.be/89sXG6kTo6o

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Oh noes, I also came down with a case of da bone spurs for no reason! 😮

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Say the correspondent's out loud.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I hope Barron offs Trump assuming he's next in line for the throne.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The watermarks, "@Mrs Putin." LOL! That mofo better be the first to sign up if the shit hits the fan.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

oh no the tragedy

this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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