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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Secretly vaxxed?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

timmy-pray can we please just have one?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

what a loser.

I would have simply not been "triggered" and instead spent my time investing in lower Manhattan commercial real estate using my superior nordicsaxoidian-shaped skull that scored a 96 on the 2023 Sjors Wouter Van Maartenkriegburg scale of brain supremacy.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

Is this the Old Yeller Speedrun lady? If so, maybe she should get a taste of her own medicine.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

tbf she also killed her goat in the same bloodthirsty rampage.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

The Seth Rich DC area hospital special.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

"Allergic Reaction" is the new wetworks term. brace-cowboy

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Maybe Comrade Bee is on the case? Assuming, of course, Ulysses isn't.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

Wishing a very relevant username

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

fort detrick lmao

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Cool, now die

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

The hospital is going to cut out whatever is wrong with her and form it into the shape of a dog so she can shoot at it

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Wish she wouldn't come out

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Hopefully, they'll take her to an Animal Hospital run by vengeful veterinarians.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I heared she broke her neck trying to suck her own dick.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Nah, she had her bottom ribs removed so she could do it safely.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Oh no. Did ICE Barbie’s face melt from all the heat she’s exposed herself to?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

They say it's an allergic reaction.

Another B job?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

did one of her lips pop and blood-poison her?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Bimbo....

May contain peanuts....

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