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The parade was also afflicted with bone spurs.
I had the misfortune of hearing the opinions of some conservative family on the matter on Father's Day.
It was the best thing since sliced bread, apparently, and Trump "deserved" it because "it's his birthday", while "no one" showed up for the No Kings protests.
Don't ever be fooled into thinking that a lackluster performance will disappoint his fans.
That's what the media is telling them. Fox in particular, but the networks have been downplaying No Kings.
That and facebook and talk radio, I really wish there was a practical way to shut the bastards down without causing undue collateral. Sadly wiping out the talking heads wouldn't amount to jack shit.
June 4 from now on will be known as "NO KINGS" day .
The delusional right might ignore the massive protests but the tide is turning, they will disavowal their allegiances to the orange Krasnov.
Much like everything else he touches. he's like king Midas, but with shit.
King Mierdas.
yup. this is how we save money! By putting on a pointless fucking parade to stroke his fucking ego.
A tent managed by a beverage company handed out room-temperature bottles of an energy drink, Phorm. The flavor, called Screamin’ Freedom, tasted like hard candies dissolved in water, and an advisory on the cans warned that they were not to be consumed by minors or pregnant women.
If we saw this in a movie, we would laugh at how overly top unreal it was.
See, everything was room temperature at the protests because fuck ICE. When they do room temperature its just incompetence
PHORM. It's what facism craves!
*phacism
Phaxism
Brawndo
The thirst mutilator
It's got electrolytes!
Pretty sure that warning is on a most heavily caffeinated energy drinks
The flavor, called Screamin’ Freedom, tasted like hard candies dissolved in water
This is ridiculous. Room-temperature energy drinks are supposed to taste like cough syrup.
Someone saw office uprising and thought yes I have that energy.
Did you do the campaign that sold 30,000 automatic shotguns to Blackwater? No, we did. How about the nukey the talking warhead campaign? Nope, we did that too. How about that Iraq port game now for children? Oh nope, that was us too. How about my personal favorite: The Agent Orange Soda Campaign? DING, DING, THAT WAS US TOO! ADVER-F--KING-TISING! See, we make reality out of...nothing.
I'm so confused. Are they actually bragging about those things?
In the movie? oh yeah. Dude was super evil. Becoming a half brain zombie resulted in little change.
Brawndo, it's got what the body craves.
The half heartedness of the military in this parade suggests that they will be half hearted in their enforcement of the regime too. This would make it much easier to resist and overthrow the regime (or at least enforce rule by mass civil disobedience) as large sections of the military are likely to make only a token effort to suppress it.
Yes! I think that's a very important hint. These guys know how to march in step. It's drilled in to them from day one in the military. They didn't do it, and their commanding officers aren't making them do it.
I'll probably be accused of being an optimist again, but I think June 14 is when we started winning. That comes from multiple angles.
The American military doesn't train to put on parade theatre for a despot. No high stepping, no elaborate formations or movements. None of that pointless bullshit. If you see a military parade from NK or China achieving dazzling perfect performances, while impressive, that's all it is; a visual performance. All they do is practice for those events. Those are not uniforms. They're costumes. Those are not soldiers. They're a dance troupe. These are completely different skillsets. Soldiers don't need to know how to dance perfectly in formation. They storm the objective, execute the mission, and get the fuck out. You might as well send a marching band into combat, because that's all they would become.
It's funny how they want to force the US military into performing flamboyant pageantry, while also kicking out the gays.
Frederick the Great's legacy shines irony on many a homopgobic leader
All I can think of, is Monty Python's Close Order Nastiness. "We know where you've been, you military fairy! OOOOOH"
Thats all nice what you said but its far more likely the members of the army just didnt care as much rather than they are incapable of marching in unison.
I know this from experience. Perfect formation marching must be drilled constantly. The US military does not waste its time with it because it is useless beyond Basic Training.
The American military doesn't train to put on parade theatre for a despot. No high stepping, no elaborate formations or movements. None of that pointless bullshi
Marines doing the silent drill in dress uniform : 👀
That's like 20 dudes though who's entire job is drill and ceremonies, though.
The guys marching in this parade looked like they were forced on a group walk, and none of them looked like they wanted to be there.
Marching in step is basic training stuff. They know how to do it if they want to. The fact that they didn't is very important.
What Trump wanted far exceeds marching in step. But even just that requires regular practice, which the US military simply does not bother with. Exceptions being a few ceremonial guards.
Sure, but the important point is that they know how to do better than they did. They're refusing on purpose.
I know that's what I'd have done.
He said what he fucking said
As she and the other leftists marched, a young man, bare chested and wearing a bucket hat, approached a demonstration marshal. He seemed confused. He wanted to know where the protest for the opposite point of view could be found.
Whaaat? 😂
A secret service officer, trying to explain the general confusion, just sighed. “Nobody knows what’s going on.”
I'm dead 😂 😂 😂
Captain Bonespurs says march more stiffly like the North Korean army.
imagine joining the military to serve the country and then being used as pencil dick compensation by a draft dodging con man. and then being the focus of ridicule by half the nation
Its better than being tricked into killing civilians in the middle east for the past 35 years at least.
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I snorted my coffee reading this.
A secret service officer, trying to explain the general confusion, just sighed. “Nobody knows what’s going on.”
Not even Trump.
She defended Trump’s decision to ban transgender troops from the military, and complained that Biden had subjected the military to political correctness and DEI initiatives. “The military is not a social experiment.”
The irony of saying this statement at a self-fellating and totally unnecessary military parade is too much
You know if they'd had some drag queens putting this show on it would've been fabulous as fuck.
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