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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

oh no. Where will we find another rich douche to replace him?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

One down.... Many more to go.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

My billionaire stepped on a bee

[-] [email protected] 315 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago

10/10 no notes

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

Oh NO! PLEASE keep the Comments CIVILIZED! This man CHANGED Lives (by STEALING people's Money and Health!) and should be HONORED!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

Think about how many joooooooooooooobs this guy made.

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[-] [email protected] 84 points 1 day ago

I wanna bee a billionaire, so fucking bad

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

If so, we have another job for it

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

More, like a permanent position 👍

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[-] [email protected] 147 points 1 day ago

Ah this is terrible.

The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.

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[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago

Mad props to Comrade Bee, she gave her life for the people. She will live on in our memories, deepest sympathy and condolences to her hive for their loss.

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[-] [email protected] 335 points 2 days ago

Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.

A bee just died.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Bummer. I was hoping to ask whether there was a honey flavor or more of a floral sugar flavor. Apparently it's a quick death.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

So, apropro of nothing, is it possible to train bees?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

"à propos of nothing" -a French speaking person with good intentions

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[-] bdonvr 171 points 2 days ago

RIP bee. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago

Luigi the Bee.

[-] [email protected] 100 points 2 days ago

Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.

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[-] [email protected] 246 points 2 days ago

https://www.moneycontrol.com/entertainment/when-karisma-kapoor-alleged-abuse-in-divorce-plea-sunjay-kapur-forced-me-to-sleep-with-his-friends-article-12831156.html

Karisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.

Good bee.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

What a way to go! All that money can't save you from nature.

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago

I feel bad for the bee.

But holy shit! If this doesn't make you want to save the bees than nothing will.

I dub this bee the Buzz Bomber!

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