oh no. Where will we find another rich douche to replace him?
One down.... Many more to go.
My billionaire stepped on a bee
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Oh NO! PLEASE keep the Comments CIVILIZED! This man CHANGED Lives (by STEALING people's Money and Health!) and should be HONORED!
Think about how many joooooooooooooobs this guy made.
I wanna bee a billionaire, so fucking bad
Is the bee alright?
If so, we have another job for it
More, like a permanent position 👍
Ah this is terrible.
The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.
Mad props to Comrade Bee, she gave her life for the people. She will live on in our memories, deepest sympathy and condolences to her hive for their loss.
Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.
A bee just died.
Bummer. I was hoping to ask whether there was a honey flavor or more of a floral sugar flavor. Apparently it's a quick death.
So, apropro of nothing, is it possible to train bees?
"à propos of nothing" -a French speaking person with good intentions
RIP to that poor bee :(
RIP bee. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
Luigi the Bee.
Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.
Karisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.
Good bee.
What a way to go! All that money can't save you from nature.
I feel bad for the bee.
But holy shit! If this doesn't make you want to save the bees than nothing will.
I dub this bee the Buzz Bomber!
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