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[-] [email protected] 338 points 2 months ago

Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.

A bee just died.

[-] [email protected] 105 points 2 months ago

Seriously. We really can't afford to lose more bees.

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[-] [email protected] 247 points 2 months ago

https://www.moneycontrol.com/entertainment/when-karisma-kapoor-alleged-abuse-in-divorce-plea-sunjay-kapur-forced-me-to-sleep-with-his-friends-article-12831156.html

Karisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.

Good bee.

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[-] bdonvr 171 points 2 months ago

RIP bee. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

[-] [email protected] 85 points 2 months ago

It's too soon for distasteful comments like this.

There's no evidence the bee died. Many species can sting more than once. Hopefully the bee can go on to sting many more allergic billionaires.

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[-] [email protected] 147 points 2 months ago

Ah this is terrible.

The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.

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[-] [email protected] 100 points 2 months ago

Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

No, but maybe we could encourage the Orcas.

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[-] [email protected] 88 points 2 months ago

Bee the change you want to see.

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[-] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago

I wanna bee a billionaire, so fucking bad

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[-] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago

Oh. Anyway.

[-] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago

Mad props to Comrade Bee, she gave her life for the people. She will live on in our memories, deepest sympathy and condolences to her hive for their loss.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Long live the Queen

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

If so, we have another job for it

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[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Poor bee didn't deserve that...

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago

Death by inhaling bee is the funniest death note entry yet.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago

Pouring one out for comrade bee's noble sacrifice 😞

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago

Luigi the Bee.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

I feel bad for the bee.

But holy shit! If this doesn't make you want to save the bees than nothing will.

I dub this bee the Buzz Bomber!

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago

What a tragic loss. For the bee community.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

What do we call the bee? Luigi 2?

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

My condolences to that bee's hive for their loss.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Oh NO! PLEASE keep the Comments CIVILIZED! This man CHANGED Lives (by STEALING people's Money and Health!) and should be HONORED!

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Always remember this day. The day when one, small bee gave his life for the cause.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

With the focus of wealth inequality, I thought I'd just share this morbid reminder from the middle ages that there is no inequality in death. It will find everyone. No amount of money will let anyone escape it. Just something to consider when you are thinking about what to pursue in life. To that extent, I do feel somewhat sorry when I hear that a billionaire has died, because I know that they likely spent most of their life pursuing things that are ultimately worthless, and it makes me re-evaluate just what I am doing with mine.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Great news.

The only good billionaire, is a dead billionaire.

#BeesLivesMatter

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Like most folks here, my only concern is for the bee.

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

She fights for her people, not ours, but I salute her

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Poor bee 😔

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Is the bee ok?

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Nature is healing.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

We should circulate a copypasta that's like "nature's fighting back!" what with the orcas and the bees and the submarines so that the billionaires will fear going out even more

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Oh no! Anyway...

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Bee bro is the avatar of karma.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I think I would prefer the submarine to this.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Finally, some good news.

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