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[-] [email protected] 100 points 3 days ago

Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

No, but maybe we could encourage the Orcas.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Bit hard to swallow... you'd be guaranteed to choke to death though.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

nah ive seen a video of an asian guy swallowing a hornet. he was fine but his mouth was so inflated he could barely speak properly

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Or, hear me out. Genetically modified bonsai orcas.

I'm assuming the biohacking community can get on that.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

They already like to have fun by attacking sailboats. Orcas are comrades!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I’ve heard that the smell of a banana makes bees go crazy and they go into attack mode. You didn't hear that me…🐝

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

"Isoamyl acetate is released by a honey bee's sting apparatus where it serves as a pheromone beacon to attract other bees and provoke them to sting.[8]"

That's crazy!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Fascinating! TIL

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

wee, nice. Throw a banana at a beehive, kill a billionaire

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Reminds me

"- I can't believe he's dead.

  • Were it so easy..."
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