Why do pictures like this never get likes? Please like it's my birthday (hexbear.net)

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Picture of a baby with a Jesus beard and robe in a hospital bed mattress made of shrimp and tiny American flags and bibles. The bedframe is a crying soldier

The picture has 800 million likes

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

She's fisting his front butt

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Why does Jesus have a double legged dick?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I knew Christian Bale goes to great lengths to transform his body for roles, but this is ridiculous!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

NSFW booba and also NSFL weird shit

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

You mean to tell me this isn't an animation cel of Ethnically Ambiguous Homer about to be stabbed?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

99.9% of the likes and comments are also bot accounts

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

You look close and Jesus’s fingers and toes are shrimp

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

maybe its because noboby llke me becuuse im poor

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Amen

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

why yes it is my 346nd birtgdoy

this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025

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