Spoiler
The 22-year-old Trump has running Homeland Security terrorism unit is no Doogie Howser, expert says
One year ago, Thomas Fugate was graduating college.
Now, the 22-year-old former Heritage Foundation intern works for the Department of Homeland Security overseeing the prevention of hate-fueled terrorist attacks.
Big Balls’ cousin Small Balls
I've never been punched in the face.
edit: oh wrong answers only my fault
Executive Order 429367 issued today requires all official government photos to be taken with the DreamWorks Face.
Hot off the tails of the RealID law entering effect, all Americans will be required to renew passports and driver's licenses for the second time this year, with a hard deadline of November 3, 2025.
"Clearly, you don't own an air fryer"
WikiHow: 12 steps to look smart but dangerous in a school photo
How to Look Smart but Dangerous would be a great title for a comedy.
that is the most 42 year old looking 22 year old i have ever seen
Related - https://hexbear.net/comment/6217232
Trademark infringement
cosmo lavish after he's done a few hours with the eyebrow-raising machine
Temu Doctor Evil
when your custom character is in the cutscenes
Working on his Milei-ass sideburns and failing
"The name's Jayson, but people call me 'shit for brains'."
Looks simultaneously 15 and 48 years old.
It's so weird how that malady affects so many male right-wingers. They have a real life Balok vibe.
He's from "The Corbomite Maneuver" episode of Star Trek TOS. Clint Howard (Ron Howard's brother) played him but an adult actor did the voice.
I think it's really just a matter of having a younger person styled up like a 60-something. Which is something fash gravitates to for obvious reasons.
The comb on homie's hair here makes the slight hairline recession more pronounced. The mustn't-stache shouldn't be there. The facial expression is causing massive brow lines and other things that just kinda look like wrinkles instead.
And who knows how the photographer is handling the lighting which can do a lootttt of things.
It's like they tried so so so so so hard and all they did was ignore any good aesthetic choice or strength they coulda leaned into.
I call this look blue steel
Day 673: straining for twenty minutes daily still has not produced a real mustache
The world's first Mustn'tache
Looks like he's waiting for his Brumaire
Potato in chief
the other ball will drop any day now and then i can finally grow a goatee
And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?
do i make you horny baby?
When mom comes in telling you to stop gaming because dinners ready but you just got Play Of The Game and u a gangsta
Cognitohazard: look at this photo to go into a murderous rage
dollar store Rufio
Fuck uhhh some kinda doogiehowser or smth I think
checks spoiler
godDAMMIT- oh wait WRONG answers. Nvm yay what prize do I get :)
Dreamworks face
Helloo! I was the president in 2004’s Metal Wolf Chaos. Helloo! From Software protagonist right here!
He's staring into the mirror. Again. Damn it. My official portrait is happening tomorrow. I gotta get the eyebrow raise just right. "What do I expect you to do? I expect you to die, Mr. Bond."
The stache explains the weird shit I'm into
milei vibes
Why yes, both heads are bigger than average.
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