I would understand if he ran away. Not because you're a nerd, but because of the wooden computer
How is that outdated machine the correct response? My brother in Christ, you need to upgrade that rig out of 2004.
Those specs suck.
They'd have been alright in 2009.
But ATI drivers suck, especially on Linux. Everyone knows that you need nVidia if you want to game on Linux!
I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say the toned one wouldn't know the difference
As a man who doesn't use things like grindr, I get the feeling that men who get that specific about their body measurements are probably red flags. Is that correct?
Why?
I don't think anyone goes on Grindr to find true love. Same with Tinder.
I found my wife on tinder, so take that how you will.
Most people date from the Internet now and days. It's not wild to find love. It's just a connection point.
Well shit, looks like I found another exception - I also found my girlfriend in an odd place online. Good for you :), genuinely.
In profile stats people lie about their dick size. I've never had a person lie in the actual message though. The fact this person left out their age and then used wbu would make me hesitant to reply though.
5400 RPM spinning rust? Walk away.
This exchange is older than grindr
4GB ram? this guy is lemon party material.
Which 4th May is this from? Because if it's from 2007 then that's a perfectly reasonable mid-range machine, but if it's from last month then I really hope he's only using it as a personal Linux box for tinkering.
ATI graphics sucked ass on Linux. Back then nVidia was recommended due to their superior drivers.
Well, the x1950 Pro is from Oct 2006 but Grindr didn't launch until March 2009. And I don't know if it launched with the iconic colours but I don't remember any other colours and I do remember using Grindr in 2010. Not sure about 2009.
Edit: nice dick tho
You remember using Grindr? Hah, gay
Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?
Cretaceous period intensifies
This is just being poor
That was my home server specs til February. Upgraded to a third gen i5 and 8gb ram
5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes
Unless it's circumference, otherwise it should be advertised as a 5.25inch floppy
If it's 5.25 inches when floppy, how big is it when the drive is hard?
I hear it gets to 10.5" right before he faints from the sudden drop in blood pressure.
It is circumference. And thickness >>> length.
Thank you, this detail had me scratching my head. D≈1.56" makes so much more sense.
Not knowing the difference between circumference and thickness? Instant turn off.
The rule is that you would report the bigger number. It’s dick sizes - there’s hundreds of contrived ways to brag.
110 mils
needle dick then
5400RPM?!
Ghosted.
It's energy efficient and quiet 🥺 it's romantic because it takes longer 🥺
Those are like espresso machine specs nowadays
You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch
That is implied.
The Arch is slightly to the left.
...what year is this???
Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.
Look, we all exaggerate a lil' bit on dating apps.
Now, now, I'm sure the first guy was "enhancing" his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.
That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it's not the size of the disk, it's the gesticulation of the allocation.
But what's the radius of the balls?
The PC... 🤏
I hope this is a really old meme, otherwise I fell bad for my bro.
otherwise I fell bad for my bro
Not sure if you meant to write "feel", but it is too late now.
Maybe you should get in touch 😏
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