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Anon goes camping (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 75 points 1 day ago

Boil your water, then run it through a charcoal and/or osmosis filter. Even then, it's still not great. Commercial/community water treatment isn't some silly little optional process.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Get a water filter that’s designed for camping. The two varieties I’ve seen are either a hand pump or using gravity to force the water through a ceramic filter. Try to pick water that is relatively clean looking (not obviously murky, and it helps to pick flowing water).

Best tasting water I’ve ever had and you won’t get giardia (the most common cause of diarrhea symptoms described above).

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I tried a hand pump while camping and never used it again. The tannins in the water (decayed plant matter secretion) isn't captured by the filter and hit me pretty hard.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

The biggest risk out in the woods is microorganisms. If you boil it or use a well designed filter you are likely going to be fine if you're drinking otherwise clear water.

I wouldn't just filter the water from the Hudson river and go to town, but if it's 10 miles to the nearest road I think you're probably doing better than your tap

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[-] [email protected] 194 points 2 days ago

A Brita filter =/= a survival straw. There ARE filters you can use to drink directly from water sources in nature that will filter out all contaminants but a Brita ain't one.

[-] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago

Exactly, there are filters for tap water and there are backpacking or survival filters for filtering dirty water. I use both regularly, but wouldn't ever take my filter pitcher hiking.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was just about to say you are wrong. Lifestraws don't filter out things like lead.

Just learn new ones do though.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

Imagine using the right product for the right job

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

You must be new here?

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Welcome to giardia or whatever other parasites and bacteria are in natural water sources.

Pretty much all natural surface water, no matter the source, is gonna have stuff in it that can make you sick. Maybe some cramps and diarrhea, some potentially lethal. Any time you drink untreated water it’s a risk no matter the “bro science” about how some is “safe”. Even glacial water has bacteria in it. Just some sources the concentration of bad stuff is going to be low enough that your body can hopefully deal with it without you becoming symptomatic.

Use proper filters and treatments designed for biologically contaminated water, or filter and boil your water before consuming. Stay safe out there!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

IDK why, but your comment made me think of a really awful business idea... Immunity building microdose water. Basically you sell and advertise water that has a few parts per billion bacteria to build your immune system.

Will you get sick, maybe? Do we accept any liability... no it says so right on the bottle.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

How come animals are fine drinking it? And what about pre industrial people? Was everyone just always sick?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Plenty of animals are riddled with parasites, and early humans absolutely got sick. Think of all the cholera epidemics even in recent history. I’m sure some animals get sick but I’d bet their stomachs are a far harsher environment for bacteria and parasites to survive so it’s less likely for them to be ill.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Honesty didn't expect the answer to be "yeah they are just sick all the time lmao"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

If parasites weren't an effective life strategy, there wouldn't be parasites in the world

[-] [email protected] 88 points 2 days ago

I feel like boiling PLUS the Brita would be a pretty solid combo. Boil to kill everything then Brita to remove the remaining inert sediment. I can't think of any metals or anything that there would be enough of in river water to hurt you after you've killed anything that was alive.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago

I can't think of any metals or anything that there would be enough of in river water to hurt you

We're talking about rivers like the one in Cleveland that they caught on fire?

Twice?!

IDK what's in that but I'll leave my cup for you haha

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

It happened 13 times. But not since 1969. The Cuyahoga is now a shining example of environmental restoration with even the most polluted sections meeting the standards of the water quality act.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"we must make america great again. The woke mob has stolen our beautiful burning rivers. We aim to bring them back bigger and better!"

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, this is what I was told in a survival course (as a company team building). You have to filter out large particles, even a few layers of cloths is enough. Then you boil it to get rid of bacteria or other problematic stuff.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Wouldn't boiling first be better so you don't end up with a bacteria colony in your filter?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My mostly on my gut feeling based counter argument would be:

  • So what? You are cooking the water afterwards cross-contamination between water samples isn't a huge deal. Additionally, Filters (especially things like cloth) are cleanable and potentially sterilisable via cooking.

  • cooking is a violent process, grinding down particles, lessening the effectiveness of the filter. So you are potentially worse off, for no real gain.

  • You can't always cook. Sometimes you have to sterilise water another way. E.g. via exposure to as much UV/Sunlight as possible. Particles in the water lessen the effect or prevent this from happening

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[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I had a similar experience at a pseudo pagan ritual/drum thing/moonlit naked dance thing. They'd stocked the sweat lodge with several bottles of water. Some for drinking and others full of river water for tossing on the stones. I failed to correctly identify them in the dark and was very sick as a result.

Editted for spelling

[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
$ sudo pagan ritual
sudo: pagan: command not found

PS: I am appropriately sad that I am a person that knows linux and not a person that visits moonlit naked dancing rituals. Meh, you can't have it all.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

You forgot the path "ritual/drum thing/moonlit".

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

Since people are just going to make command line jokes and leave you confused, the spelling is "pseudo".

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

We went on a vacay when I was maybe twelve. Canada and Montana, saw a moose, hiked in the forest. My dad told me to drink from a stream. The water seemed super fresh and clean.

I puked my guts out at the airport and on the flight home. Other people were donating their barf bags on the plane because I was so sick. My mom was really pissed at my dad.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

I grew up in Canada and regularly drank from the streams. Bad luck

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I regularly drank from a stream in Canada as well haha. There was a stream fed by a spring near where we lived that we tested and was clean. We'd then fill up jugs right from the spring to drink at home.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

no, you had extremely good luck

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

If you're going anywhere in the wilderness for an extended amount of time, it's best to have the person driving to bring a case of water in the trunk for this situation (and also first aid)

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

The missed pro tip: don't believe everything you see on tv

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