[–] 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Hi I have basically the same problem.

a) take a fucking multivitamin before you get fucking scurvy in 20 fucking 26.

b) find a high calorie protein shake you can stomach enough to keep down. If you're only eating like one meal a day anyway you can splurge a little on something premixed and tastier. There's a weirdly ritzy gas station chain near me that does a lovely strawberry banana smoothie that sits real well on my stomach, and I always get the yogurt scoop and protein shot.

b) start mixing your white sauces (anything that would normally have mayo or sour cream) with a high protein plain yogurt.

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    Night shift psych is kinda like specifically being a sleep specialist lol. My personal sleep cue is a raging thunderstorm. Honestly I wish I had more options for providing sleep ambiance to patients but the institutional setting is notoriously stingy. What I really wanna know is why men sleep with their hands in their pants / over their genitals. It doesn't read as arousal most of the time, so it must just be a regular comfort thing somehow.

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    Oh, yeah I've spent 15ish years trying to make my teenage tentacle porn fic make sense. I have the entire ending mapped out and a few random scenes drafted if you want more after you're done. I actually just wrote the actual porn bit I just need to finish the next ten chapters of escalating closeness to really make it pay off properly.

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  • [–] 17 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

    It's for people who use TV or spoken audio (podcast / radio show) as an environmental sleep aid / sleep cue. Electronics in general are suboptimal options for this but it's a common one that works well enough for some people.

    They're falling asleep to it, but they're usually still kinda paying attention to the chronological plot, so they want it to keep their place just after they slip into unconsciousness so they can just rewind 30-60min and keep watching from where they were instead of waking up 8 hours and a full season into the show later.

    Also some similar utility for people watching TV while doing chores who are just gonna kind of wander off near the end.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    If you're curious but I haven't got to publishing the porn bit yet and the first third or so is... somewhat violent (idk it seems like a normal amount of violence to me but other people tell me that's just because my childhood was fucked up and 0 violence is the normal amount of violence for most people...) Anyway they'll probably feel each other up at some point in the next few chapters but they probably won't fuck for like 10-20 more it's a pretty slow burn antagonism to partnership dealio

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    Server is actually fairly important. I'm not at dni status with .world but I would much more recommend sh.itjust.works, lemmy.blahaj.zone, or if you're a l'il anarchist maybe lemmy.dbzer0.com. It doesn't matter most of the time in that you can still access most parts from most other parts, but when shit does get weird and political and servers start blocking each other it helps to already be on a homeserver that shares your values.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    I mean. I've had plenty of liberal coworkers who take way too much pride in their ability to chug simmered down burnt coffee sludge. It's a weird toxic yet widespread subcultural trait in healthcare / first responder and military / pseudomilitia circles, which have a very wide variety of political affiliations.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

    every time I try to get help writing my tentacle porn people are like "damn it's a pretty nice horror fantasy" and I'm like idk I feel like I'm writing a black comedy with a monsterfucker romance subplot and they're just like "oh yeah that's most of horror tbh."

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  • [–] 43 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

    It's rare, but sometimes I do wonder with some patients.

    It's obviously somewhat unarguable if it's just the more ideological "they're listening to all of us and generally invading our privacy." Usually then I'm just like, "TRUTH, but also please either put the pants back on or go to your room."

    But then there'll be a woman who says the voices telling her to wash her hands until she bleeds are a symptom of the black magic her ex is using to track her. And I'm like: girl, u crazy about the black magic thing. All they need is a fuckin' AirTag, and he probably is tracking you. So then you call the cops to take down the report, and they're like, "We can't arrest the dude for black magic." And it's like, no shit, she's bonkers. But could you at least double-check that the dude isn't stalking her?

    There are so many patients who tell me super fractured stories. They're impossible to untangle in a way that could even approach a formal pursuit of justice. But based on the details they're able to express coherently, I genuinely wonder if the story is true.

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    I'm relatively certain I know his name. He's either a Senior or a Junior. Various people have called asking for one or the other including, possibly, a debt collector.

    One of the two died, probably about two years ago. There were like two or three people right at the beginning who were just trying to find the guy but at the time I thought like maybe he changed his number for a reason? Then very early on, someone called saying they'd heard he had died and was hoping he was still alive and would pick up, because they'd lost touch. I'm also pretty sure he was a churchgoing Christian. I think a lady from his church was one of the people trying to reach out.

    That's most of what I have, but also I've never met him or spoken to him. None of it came from anywhere official. It's just the stuff people say when they think when they've gotten the number wrong except they're all asking for the same person.

     

    cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/68073118

    I really wanna know how dogs decide where to piss or shit. Like there seems to be some kind of contemplation / decision making process and I'm just fascinated by the concept of nonhuman sensory perception.

    I would like a way to collect survey results that would allow the residents of my apartment building to select where in the surrounding blocks their dog chose to relieve themselves that day.

    Is there any established software or service that has this feature?

     

    I really wanna know how dogs decide where to piss or shit. Like there seems to be some kind of contemplation / decision making process and I'm just fascinated by the concept of nonhuman sensory perception.

    I would like a way to collect survey results that would allow the residents of my apartment building to select where in the surrounding blocks their dog chose to relieve themselves that day.

    Is there any established software or service that has this feature?

     

    I’m designing a meme tarot deck: majors are memes, courts are wojaks, and pentacles are (probably) bitcoin. What other internet culture objects / symbols could stand in for the other suits?

    • Wands: (staves / clubs) Fire; energy, ambition, creation
    • Cups: (chalices / hearts) Water; emotion, connection, intuition
    • Swords: (knives / spades) Air; thought, conflict, communication
     

    cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/67815568

    Storytime: a patient came into my unit with a controlled medication (I don’t remember what maybe oxy? Ativan?). Per policy, I was waiting for the pharmacy tech to come up, verify my count, and take it down to their safe. It might take a minute, so I got my count done and left the medication in its destined serial-numbered bag, visible on camera on the counter in the med room.

    When I count pills, I fold a clean sheet of printer paper into a tray, with the sides folded up into lips. The four corners make little diagonal ears. I sort the pills into piles of five with a clean spoon to make them easier to count, then use one of those diagonal ears to funnel them back into the bottle. I got somewhere in the 50–100 range.

    The pharmacy tech comes up. She has a specialized tray (they usually look something like this) with a cylindrical, prescription-bottle-sized funnel that snaps down over one side, and some other carefully designed features to facilitate this exact task. The equipment itself was interesting but not the really cool bit.

    She pours the bottle out onto this specialized tray, but she doesn’t need to group the pills. She literally just eyeballs the 50–100 random splatter of pills that falls out onto her flat tray and immediately calls out my exact, carefully tallied count (which I had not yet told her).

    She then, in one fluid motion, tips the tray just enough to slide them all down into the funnel side, slaps the funnel closed over them, and tips whole tray up and down so the contents of the funnel fall down into the bottle. We complete the sign-off and seal the bottle in its security envelope.

    I’m frequently reminded that nurses are kind of the Swiss Army knives of the healthcare system. I can do 90% of the ancillary staff’s jobs in a pinch, but it’s WILD to watch the fluidity with which each of those tasks is done by someone who does that one specific task all day long.

    What’s a super-specialized skill or talent you’ve seen that completely impressed you?

     

    Storytime: a patient came into my unit with a controlled medication (I don’t remember what maybe oxy? Ativan?). Per policy, I was waiting for the pharmacy tech to come up, verify my count, and take it down to their safe. It might take a minute, so I got my count done and left the medication in its destined serial-numbered bag, visible on camera on the counter in the med room.

    When I count pills, I fold a clean sheet of printer paper into a tray, with the sides folded up into lips. The four corners make little diagonal ears. I sort the pills into piles of five with a clean spoon to make them easier to count, then use one of those diagonal ears to funnel them back into the bottle. I got somewhere in the 50–100 range.

    The pharmacy tech comes up. She has a specialized tray (they usually look something like this) with a cylindrical, prescription-bottle-sized funnel that snaps down over one side, and some other carefully designed features to facilitate this exact task. The equipment itself was interesting but not the really cool bit.

    She pours the bottle out onto this specialized tray, but she doesn’t need to group the pills. She literally just eyeballs the 50–100 random splatter of pills that falls out onto her flat tray and immediately calls out my exact, carefully tallied count (which I had not yet told her).

    She then, in one fluid motion, tips the tray just enough to slide them all down into the funnel side, slaps the funnel closed over them, and tips whole tray up and down so the contents of the funnel fall down into the bottle. We complete the sign-off and seal the bottle in its security envelope.

    I’m frequently reminded that nurses are kind of the Swiss Army knives of the healthcare system. I can do 90% of the ancillary staff’s jobs in a pinch, but it’s WILD to watch the fluidity with which each of those tasks is done by someone who does that one specific task all day long.

    What’s a super-specialized skill or talent you’ve seen that completely impressed you?

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    You know what animal kills the most humans (other than other humans)?

    Mosquitos by way of malaria.

    You know what animals kill mosquitos?

    Bats, lizards, frogs, toads, and spiders.

    Roaches, fleas, bedbugs, termites, and ants are other common household infestations that those spiders in your walls would love to (help) keep under control for you (when it comes to ticks we gotta talk about chickens but that's a whole different post).

    Understanding the material world you've been subjected to means understanding which organisms in this simulation are actually on your side.

    This has been a public service announcement.

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52665422

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