[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

When I worked forensic psych pretty much everybody who wanted to plead insanity was trying to weasel out of something horrible (time spent institutionalized NGRI is almost always waaay longer than an equivalent prison sentence so it's only worth it if you're going away for life anyway). Those ones would try to put on a good show on the unit but I only ever saw one of them commit hard enough (they literally faked it until they actually were mentally ill).

The people who were legit psychotic would just keep defending the psychosis as reality in increasingly bizarre ways. They'd demand to represent themselves because the court appointed lawyer kept trying to talk them into accepting treatment but noooo, they needed to make a public statement about how they're not crazy and the gay bar really is full of alien pedos and their court date for public intoxication and indecent exposure is their big moment to let the world know.

So I guess you could. But nobody would buy it.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Idk they had me from episode 1. Best episode though imo is tikka to ride

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 14 points 21 hours ago

idk what mine counts as it'd be a hell of a vtuber persona

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

and tbh straight fruit isn't always good for you, especially not when they're taking out the pulp / fiber.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

RateMyDickPick was really good but tumblr killed it along with all the other nsfw.

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Divine revelation (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Apytele@sh.itjust.works to c/gnostic@sh.itjust.works

Cross posted from https://lemmy.world/post/47436085

bonus artwork:

altr

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sudden onset is very concerning OP. In the US most pharmacies have a FREE blood pressure check station. If the top number is over 160 and/or the bottom number is over 110 go to an urgent care, if the top number is over 180 go to an ER. If your blood pressure is normal make a primary care appointment or audiologist appointment because sudden onset still highly suggests that it's a secondary symptom that may very well go away when the underlying cause is treated.

TLDR; good news very possibly not actually permanent, bad news, you actually really need to check that you're not sick.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

#TheRestOfTheFuckingOwl

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

I hate that 9/10 the only decent bubblegum flavor is Disney branded. Mint toothpaste makes my lips and tongue swell and I have no idea why because mint tea and candy is fine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

people get so uppity here about lemmit but it was like the low nicotine version of my AITA fix

most of what you're doing on reddit is actually giphy though if that helps; may as well get it straight from the source.

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Apytele@sh.itjust.works to c/politicsunfiltered@sh.itjust.works

I'm making a spreadsheet to decide where to move and I have wages for my field stacked against CoL index from several different sources each, plus which places will accept my license with minimal paperwork. Next I'm thinking average temperature / humidity, but I'm interested in stuff like favorable union laws and such but don't know what those numbers are called or which ones are actually trustworthy / useful.

Pretty sure this is about to start some shit, so my apologies to the mods; it's for science!

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naughty rule (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Apytele@sh.itjust.works to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

cross-posted from this post by @kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone

bastardcircus: Ok, God, | am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I'll need them for sore experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this™ and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

bastardeircis: (image as described) THIS IS FUCKING IT, IT'S SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!

unclefather: you will be turned to icing if you don't behave correctally [sic].

trinitite-princess: naughty rodents go into the i c i n g c o n e


Tumblr Heritage moment: Pear wiggler meme for added memetic context:

fruitsoftheweb: Damage prediction on pears during transportation. (Animated GIF image as described)

slumbermancer: bad and naughty children get put in the pear wiggler to atone for their crimes

dialupmodem: what the fuck is that comment

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close enough (thelemmy.club)

Original artist is tomatobird

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Slightly off topic (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Apytele@sh.itjust.works to c/trippinthroughtime@lemmy.ca

This is the OG YouTube short for creator credit

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Apytele@sh.itjust.works to c/gnostic@sh.itjust.works

I'm over here spiritualitymaxxing by believing in astrology and a flat universe at the same time!

Apologies for the irreverence, it's the Aries in me; memes are the fire of my spirituality 🐏

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Apytele@sh.itjust.works to c/gnostic@sh.itjust.works

Thanks to everyone that mentioned fedi borked the resolution I genuinely didn't notice!

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