I've literally never traveled more than a few states away and I hated every second...

fr though traveling is sooooo stressful to me but people worldwide fascinate me. So different but so similar at the same time. Instructions unclear I now want strippers at my funeral.

OMG IT'S A SPINOFF POST I LOVE YOU TOO

History was always my weak point. It's interesting but I could never keep up with the names and dates.

Only because the US is cheating. Somebody commented that and I agree.

I would never have guessed, this is what I made this post for.

Still getting calls for Charlie 2 years after changing my number. Although there's some speculation that while Charlie Sr is deceased, Charlie Jr is alive, kicking, and in a not insignificant amount of debt.

to quote my incredibly hilarious husband on the topic of a similar work: "When you are the printer, the whole world must accept your typeface."

yeah idk if it's just my background in this kind of thing but when I hear a woman actually got found guilty of DV we're either talking an extraordinarily skillfully antisocial man or absolutely egregious behavior on the part of the woman and the former is both somewhat rare and more importantly usually knows how to keep their business out of the headlines.

well this or there was an existing no contact order and /or this was her way of constantly reminding him that she knows where he lives

edit: found it:

32 year old Toronto woman Chantal Tremblay has pleaded guilty in Canada’s first-ever “DoorDash psychological warfare” harassment case.

Chantal is charged with sending her ex-boyfriend 1,847 DoorDash orders over 8 months, each containing exactly one lemon.

Per the prosecution, the act itself wasn’t what made the case criminal, it was the pattern.

Among the court’s findings:

1,847 deliveries placed over 241 days. Each containing exactly one lemon. Lemons sourced from 247 different restaurants. She used 11 burner DoorDash accounts to continue.

Delivery instructions varied:

“Hand it to him directly” “He will know” “Tell him she remembers”

14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m. One arrived during his job interview. One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting his father.

The defense argued the deliveries were “fruit and therefore non-threatening.”

The judge did not agree.

so with them arriving during the job interview and at the hospital his dad was at it's not even "I know where you live" it's "I specifically know where you are at all times."

who's gonna tell him he's a measurer?

I want a goat story mug that accepts a contigo autoseal top. That curved shape fits perfectly on my hip and the contigo autoseal keeps my stupid ass out of trouble. I messaged a company that does food safe 3d prints and they quoted me $600 at the least and I don't even really have the skills to 3d print something let alone select the right material, make sure the nozzle is lead free and has never been used for anything else, then sand and seal (and I'd have to make sure the threads still accepted the cup after sanding / sealing). Alas, it is but a dream.

🤣 I do it to keep weight on so what puzzles me is people who drink protein drinks to lose weight. My diet plan is pretty simple (it's just a basic hierarchy of choices):

• eat the option with the most fiber
• that being equal, eat the option with the most protein
• THAT being equal, eat the thing with the highest polyunsaturated fat
• after that, eat the thing that tastes best and has the least uncomplicated carbohydrates
• eat the thing with the least trans fat

I usually don't even get past #2 and very rarely past 3.