yeah that was my vibe check

Functional, but we're going to have to turn one of these unhatched eggs into a new set of genitals eventually.

Right like are we saying "I don't argue with" or "I don't argue with"? Especially when followed up with "would've shot."

Had a discussion with a coworker recently who was worried about thrifting books for the book cart for the patients because she doesn't know what's in them including (I shit you not) the lords name in vain. I actually read all the books I buy (reading a paperback out on the unit at night is one of the safest possible downtime activities). The only book that I've found too objectionable in two years of thrifting books for patients was The King's Hounds by Martin Jensen because it was literally sooo Sean Connery's bond style rapey all the way through like I've put lowkey furry erotica on that cart but even I have standards.

That anyone is out there sex trafficking random middle class children and young adults when it's so much easier to just buy a toddler from a tweaker.

started writing tentacle porn again

Legit though I needed the creative outlet it turned out.

Not even just corn. Also all the ticks, ants, and other pest insects in the yard, and possibly even some of your food waste. They literally turn trash and straight up pests into food.

Also most serial killers don't want to talk to the police. They just wanna be left alone to torture and murder people nobody will care to look for like teenage runaways working as truck stop prostitutes. The bonus is that if you're a long haul trucker that frequently crosses state lines, there's a low likelihood that the couple of police departments who even bother to try solving those crimes will ever actually talk to each other enough to compare evidence (this is an actual theory of something that might be happening).

imma move to this dude's country and stop working.

Yeah I've given a footjob before. It was neither exciting nor disgusting to me but the dude loved it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

have been trying to cultivate that as a culture. ;)

I already knew this about colors (it's also why "redheads" have orange hair) but I recently dug more into how the musical spectrum and how tones are defined is very similar in it's cultural variance. Another thing is how the cardinal directions are divided radially and how time is counted. Shit counting bases even, most of the imperial measurements are based on either base 12 or base 16 math.

Wild to think that something you grew up with as a fundamental fact of the world might actually be super culturally subjective.