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A pair of hikers in New York called emergency services to report that a third member of their group had died, but when a park ranger responded to rescue them it turned out they were just high on hallucinogenic mushrooms, officials say.

The third hiker was uninjured - and not dead - and the hikers were "in an altered mental state", according to a report issued by parks officials.

The incident took place on 24 May on Cascade Mountain in the Adirondacks High Peaks of upstate New York.

The third person also called 911 during the hike, "and was not injured", the report states. They were allowed to continue their camping trip, while the pair were taken to police.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 20 hours ago

So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh, ahh. I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize, "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago

Aww third guy was camping alone after that :(

[-] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

More shrooms for them!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago

Yeah no, wanna bet the the hiker did die and has been replaced my alien or something paranormal!?

Quickly throw salt!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

hey legal alien here, have you tried space cookies?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

Ego death. It seems the 3rd friend has transcended to a higher plane of consciousness

[-] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

I'm pretty sure it was not a fun trip for the 2 that thought their friend was dead. The one that was "dead" was probably laughing their ass off.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

If police had been first to respond instead of park rangers, they'd probably be dead.

Instead, at least one of them was even allowed to return to the campsite.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Exactly! The police cruisers are not usually off road but the guns still work.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I hate it when that happens.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Bro did you fucking see that? Did Mike fucking die? Is this really real right now? Fuck fuck fuck. What do we do? Do we call the cops? No, maybe it’s not real. Fuck. What if Mike really did die? Bro, fuck. I can’t do this right now. Should we call the cops bro? Fuck bro. Let’s call the cops.

*looks at phone*

Fuck bro what is this object?

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

Taken to police..... For wasting their time? I'm confused what actual harm they did.

Oh no they ate a fungus. Hardened criminals. Probably ms13. Gotta deport them now.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago

I'm not sure why this was covered by the BBC at all, but it has virtually no information. They were put into an ambulance. Yeah, police were there too...someone had reported a death. It doesn't say they were arrested.

Remember kids, if you do all your drugs, you can't get arrested for possession.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It cost money to do a Police response

[-] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I'm sure their massively inflated budget can handle it. Presumably the hikers pay their taxes.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

They don't have a huge budget. There really aren't that many NYS rangers and they work pretty hard.

In the past they didn't carry guns and focused mostly on search and rescue, appropriate use, etc., but they carry guns now which was not a popular change for a lot of them.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

NYS rangers

How did I miss that part? That's on me.

Yeah state parks, rangers, and anything that positively manages government land has always gotten the short end of the stick. The state police aren't as militarily kitted out as some local PDs, at least in my experience.

A state park near where I grew up was basically begging for volunteers because they didn't have the budget to take care of the park more than 3ft from the parking lot. (mild exaggeration, but you get the idea)

This whole time I've been thinking its some local city cops with too much time and not enough training...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

It also costs money to take them into custody

[-] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

This was a ranger, not police. But they might have had to hike out for a few days, so its definitely a non trivial effort

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago

Well, all’s well that ends well, innit

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

Two people, tripping hard enough to get lost and think their friend was dead, were taken into police custody. They were committing no crime. They will have trauma from whatever the police do to them.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Most drug problems are because of the government and their evil war against drugs.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well technically, mushrooms are illegal (not that they should be), and I bet that technically counts as falsifying police reports or some similar charge, and even if mushrooms were legal this is technically "public intoxication," so like, they were committing some crime, but yeah.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Possibly, yeah. But maybe not.

Remember to stay cool.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I always do, never lost my shit because of drugs. But remember ACAB as well.

Police strike me as the kind of people who would think fucking with tripping people is funny. That is if they don't just beat the shit out of them.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

They're that fucked up and you think they should be allowed on their merry way?! Not saying they should be punished, but some authority should take charge of them.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Typical trip on psilocybin is going to be 4-6 hours. They had enough time to get lost, think their friend was dead, find apparently some kind of trail guide (which makes me think they were pretty close to civilization) and then wait for the cops. They were probably well on their way to normal by that time.

BUT that being said you make a good point. They sound inexperienced, possibly very young. I'm just saying the police are the wrong guys for the job. I bet the trail guide could have had a lot more fun than their regular shift trip sitting these yahoos.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

And you nailed the point we're all inadvertently arguing about: Cops should not be responding to bullshit like this.

Guess my country. :(

[-] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago

If you call emergency services without an emergency you should be fined at the minimum. Don't waste first responders time.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Negative. We do not want to make people hesitant to call emergency services when necessary. You can disagree with some guy on the internet, but I'm just parroting literally every body of first responders.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Honestly that's a fair take. I think intentions really matter. I'm not sure what the details are in this case so it is hard to know.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Still beats what happened to my coworker a little over a year ago. He did LSD with a friend, and the friend murdered him. It was pretty crazy to find out about.

[-] [email protected] -5 points 1 day ago

It’s always tough to learn your friends do drugs

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The hike or the body?

[-] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago

Why would you do shrooms while hiking? Darwin awards a comin'...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It beats doing it in the middle of an urban hellscape

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

It makes it way more fun

this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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