Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Did you know I can kick your ass? But what does it mean to kick? And what is an ass? Turns out, kicking means fucking and ass means your mom.
this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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This is the only exception I can think of:
What about this bald little shit
Overpowered at pure fucking hatred
That's an A-grade anvil magnet. You got a licence for that??
You missed one.
Charles Schulz: "I don't think of it as not having hair, I think of it as being hair that is so blond that it's not seen very clearly, that's all."
Where's Homer ? I've seen the guy fall hundreds of meters and not die
(Also hot wife)
Wait, Marge is a hotwife?
Brb, I'm, err, going to look for...things? unrelated to this conversation.
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Those of you questioning Krilling - he's not op in fighting, just in the babe department.
To be fair, I believe he IS the strongest pure human in DBZ cannon, so in some sense he's OP in fighting. Just not against the show's usual villains after the OG Dragon Ball lol
He's not even OP against the villains IN the OG Dragon Ball. He gets his ass handed to him by a Red Ribbon Army guy.
He also invented the destructodisc, which is what technically felled Frieza the first time, and works even on enemies as strong as perfect cell. It's just that cell has crazy regeneration.
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He is the champion of dying.
yamcha
Krillin is very much stoppable.
He's still the strongest human alive. By Terrestrial standards, he's indestructible.
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Unstoppabald*
Krillin
The exception that proves the rule?
joku
One Punch Man's hair fell out from his extreme work out routine (that isn't extreme at all). So like a reverse Goku.
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None of them match god though.
There is an old finnish saying that hair and common sense (brains) doesn’t stay in the same head. Tukka ja järki ei pysy samassa päässä.
Beards and hair grow out of the brain. The less hair on the head, the bigger the brain. More hair, smaller brain.
Shaggy isn't bald.
No Samuel L. Jackson?
'be wary of the man that has nothing left to lose' - some ancient philosopher talking about baldies.
Or are they?
i know 2 and 3 are known for their sauce and 4 for cleaning it
You forgot Steve Balmer
Because extra testosterone is linked to hair loss. Working out heavily creates extra testosterone. At some point most men have to choose between keeping their hair or having a functional dick.
All the people in ops pic chose their dick!
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