son_named_bort

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Temporary rule: No shitposts on vegan pets and feeding them. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago

I did that, but all he did was rant about Vietnam and Charlie.

Anon is obsessed with Family Guy in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The bird is greater than or equal to the word.

JD Vance's Solution to Childcare Crisis? 'Maybe Grandpa or Grandma Wants to Help' in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

One of my grandmothers never wanted to help because she died before I was born.

Temporary rule: No shitposts on vegan pets and feeding them. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can I still feed beans to my non-vegan pets?

Enough is enough in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I see someone's a marimba fan.

There is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There's no foxes on Fox News either.

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Why is there no Christmas version of Spirit Halloween? (lemmy.world)
 

For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

Why does it seem the world is all of a sudden concerned about sexual orientation? Especially America. Did I miss how far we came as a society to see it take a 40 year step backwards? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They both genuinely hate trans people though. Hell, Musk disowned his own trans daughter. Like if he was just in it to divide the population he wouldn't be treating his trans child so horribly.

Snopes: [True] Project 2025 Wants All **Public** High School Students To Take Military Entrance Exam? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wonder how low you have to score before the military doesn't bother to recruit you, because I had to take the ASBAV in high school and I just filled in bubbles at random since I had no interest in dying in Iraq. I still got a high enough score that recruiters kept bothering me for years.

What other movies wouldn't work today? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Howard Johnson's started out as a restaurant chain that was known for its ice cream. It was popular back then but all of the restaurants have closed since then.

Let's call it what it really is in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I guess Canada isn't part of America anymore.

Let's call it what it really is in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't see any keys in hockey either.

Hey, it could work out in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It's my freedom and I need it now!

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Non-suspicious Van (lemmy.world)
 
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I Hear You Like Vans, Well Here's Van Morrison (lemmy.world)
 
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It's True, But She Shouldn't Say It (lemmy.world)
 
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Rolling, Rolling, Rolling on the River (lemmy.world)
 
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Is it a Felony to Tease the Order Box? (lemmy.world)
 

In the Simpsons episode "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" Homer gets a job teaching at the local civic center. On the way to his first day of class, he stops at the drive thru of Krusty Burger. When asked for his order, Homer said he had no time because he had a class to teach. The teenager working the drive thru informed Homer that it's a felony to tease the order box. I wonder if it's a crime to go to the drive thru, not order anything, and drive away.

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