(the verses should read kinda like "short skirt/ long jacket")
Have you heard of a vore fetish
That's the one where you wanna get ate
Wanna be an ingredient on binging with babish
Wanna turn into a soup that is great
//
Other girls choose the bear for safety
You choose the bear for other reasons
Other girls wanna dress with the times
You wanna be the dressing and all of the seasons
//
I can't believe it
No not again
Just trying to date
Can't tell my friends
//
Have you ever heard of the sadists
All they want is to give you pain
They might say they feel bad about it
But then they say it's hard to explain
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She says she gonna tear me down
I said not if I build you up first
But maybe I should get the hell out of town
Because I'm not gonna be Dahmer's dessert
//
I can't believe it
No not again
Just trying to date
Can't tell my friends
//
Have you heard of the bug catcher fetish
That's the one where they wanna get sick
Have you ever heard of the joe fetish
It's the one where Joe Mama's on my dick
//
Have you heard of the disaster artist
Pretty sure he's DB cooper in disguise
Have you ever heard of the country of Finland
It doesn't exist don't believe the lies
//
There are men living in my guitar strings
In my lightbulbs is a little gnome
They all like to tell me to burn things
Leave the gas stove on at home
//
I can't believe it
No not again
Just trying to date
Can't tell my friends
Anyway yea that date had more red flags than the Soviet Union
I hate to say it, but yes. Everything we've predicted from trump has come true thus far.
The insurrection was predicted
The migrant camps were predicted
The ice raids were predicted
Roe v Wade was predicted
~~Selling~~ Giving Ukraine to Russia was predicted
Banning DEI was predicted
The list goes on but more importantly these were all seen as hypothetical worst case scenarios. We should stop treating the next steps like they are hypothetical. America has fallen, and civil war is next.
Former presidents at least recognized they had the responsibility to take care of both the people who voted for them and the people who didn't. Trump only sees the people who voted for him and the people he needs to make an example of.
I hate to say it, but the DNC is weak and won't help us anymore. I supported Kamala like hell and believed that they could figure it out but they just don't and won't.
I'm not a violent person. I hate the thought that I'd ever be forced into a situation where I need to either learn how to fight or die (because right now I'm SOL). I never wanted to find myself rooting for assassins and feeling like the world would be better off of certain people were dead. I'd rather believe the world would be better off if certain people were alive.
But all I see in the future is a federal coup backed by sycophants in the Senate and supreme Court that then collides with the governors of blue states who won't bend the knee.
TL;Dr if we don't go full dictator, we are going to civil war, and we deserve it.