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[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

See, most candidates are fine seeing Palestinians suffer, but our boy Pete oversaw the suffering of East Palestinians as well

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

The moment when the DNC leadership knew he could go all the way.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Jeesh, that's powerful in all the grim ways.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

to imagine the future of democratic party, one has to imagine ratfucking.. forever

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

Beard? Twink death is real

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Beard? Twink death? Oh god, someone check on Chasten.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

he should definitely keep paying whatever strategist told him that slowly transforming into popular politician Ted Cruz is a surefire path to the white house

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

trump had an all-timer quote recently about Mayo Pete lol

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Him riding to work on a bike with his loving husband just makes him sound good to me.

The "no clue" part is true though

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

How is he so funny 😭

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Buttidedge has no clue. He drives to work on his bicycle with his, in all fairness, with his husband on the back, which is a nice, loving relationship. But he didn't have a clue, this guy.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Oh boy! I can't wait for libs to call me a homophobe for not voting for him!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Half of the libs complain about white gays being the weakest link anyway or exceptionally misogynistic. They need to pipe down.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Liberals Learning They Are The Problem Challenge [Level: Impossible]

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If this rat man or Newsom get ran as the democratic candidate. The dems will lose so fucking hard again.

Honestly getting so sick of this shit. This party needs to be torched and thrown in the wind. The title "democrat" is so fucking radioactive at this point.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

a-little-trolling many people are saying it. Throw the democrats into the dustbin of history

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Please, for the love of all that is sacred, let the Dems die and be replaced with an actual leftist party.

Repug vs repug-lite has literally led us to full-on fascism, and now they’re making clear they’ve learned nothing and will do it again.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

he looks more human with a beard but there is still a soullessness to his eyes that he cant shake, like zuckerberg

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

They both look like next age androids. Its truly something.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

He's basically the liberal JD Vance

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

To be a fly on the wall when the consultant shows him the 'dweeb' polling and offering possible solutions

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Hope he really leans on going full Zelensky

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Start a war with the Eastern region of the USA because they speak a slightly different language?

Wicked pissah

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

If we can light up this room, we can light up New Jersey

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Buttigieg/Neumann 28: What, me worry?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Well more likely the midwest because of the crimes against humanity that is their regional food recipes

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

cereal1 HEY! I'll have you know .....nothing. negative It all came from colonizers.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I will go to bat for strawberry pretzel salad

Everything else can go

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Its like a weird reverse crumb cake. Where is the pretzel salad aspect?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The crumb cake thing is made of smashed up pretzels!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

He's a brand risk to homosexuality and it's pissing me off

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Hey, I know you! You're that ~~first~~ second (or is it third now) apple I didn't want!

(and, yes, I will continue to make this joke as many times as the Dems force me to)

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

not-hillary Beard? I can do that

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

he wants to be beto SO BAD

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Can we call him Ratbeard?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

What a Trainwreck. Multiple trainwrecks, even.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Triangulation dies hard.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

For a sec I thought the rap group was running for office

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Great Gray Seer is leading the stupid man-things to their death-doom, yes-yes!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Somebody shoulda did some light photoshopping of the man's groinal region. Looks like his "little Pete" is visibly pointing to the right.

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