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Oh god (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Well looks like u got the best option

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

I only have a table to my left... Well this is gonna hurt.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

My couch is the only object on my left

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Put The Cat down shane dawson

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm assuming that that's the "before" photo

The "after" would be the same, but with matted fur

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago

I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it's been nice knowing you all

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

When i thought she couldn't get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

Toilet paper? All according to plan

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Same but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I guess he's trying to deep clean the pipes

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

You don't do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Well.. it's a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

looks at radiator dubiously

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

It's a car. RIP

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

OK, there's actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

My poor Blåhaj…

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

A entire bedroom wall

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I now own a Browntooth speaker.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's pointing at my finger, so an easy one.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Of all guitars, why did I choose a ten-string one

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

There’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm lying on my right side in bed so I guess the ceiling?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Same, except mine has a fan on it. 🪦

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Well shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh lawd not again

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I was leaning against this when I opened the post:

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

A towel. Idk how im gonna make this work. Maybe if soaked with enough lube or oil 🤔

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hairbrush. It'd fit fine, but it's got rubberized paint that's coming off the handle. :/

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

A double width bus chair

Fuck

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Reading this on the toilet, literally it's toilet paper

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

The wall? I wonder how that's gonna work

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it'll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.

I can BREATHE!

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